Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Shakes and ladders...The warehouse at my work is a Health & Safety nightmare mainly due to the 35 foot of racking either side of the warehouse and no forklift on site meaning that ladders have to be used to get to anything.. our ladders however are only 30 feet tall and so to get to the top rack involves climbing... and as we don't feel the need to adhere to health and safety laws, most of the time employees use these ladders whilst alone the warehouse...
Que last Wednesday when I hear a large metallic crash and a very loud shout coming from the warehouse.. running out of my office door I am presented with the sight of one of our trusted employees dangling 35 foot in air from the top rack, his ladder laying down on the floor.. I then head straight into action mode, run to underneath him and shout the immortal words..
"JUST HOLD TIGHT DAN! I'LL GET IT BACK UP BUT I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO SLOWLY LOWER YOURSELF ONTO IT"
You've never lived until you see a middle aged man dangling and holding on for dear life whilst giggling like a prepubescent school boy... and I wasn't much better.. once it hit me.. lifting the ladder suddenly became a huge task...(o-er obviously)...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:07, 2 replies)
I like this, it fills me with murderous glee :)(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:50,
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excellenta beevis and butthead moment im sure
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:18, closed)
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