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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A winning CV
A Japanese friend of mine had updated her CV so as to apply for a job as a model maker with a design firm.

She has a wealth of experience in related fields and was keen to draw her potential employers' attention to her manual dexterity. Unfortunately she described herself as being very good at hand jobs.

As one of her referees I could only concur.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:33, Reply)

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