Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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big hillsI once told my mum that I was off to fly my kite and that I was going to do it up the devils arse!!!
She didn't hear the kite bit and so thought I was going to do Satan up the bum. Oh how we laughed!!!!
Note: this story may not be true but I really did walk up to the devils arse once!
www.peakcavern.co.uk/
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:55,
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I'm going to the peak districtin just over a week
I shall be going in the devil's arse myself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:08,
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