Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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tweebianmonkey Reminded me. Even though I'll get no clicks this late...
I used to be a rower. I still believe the plural of cox is cox' and not coxes. Like how you don't say dices. (Unless you're conjugating espanish)
A parents group was on a tour and enquired as to the roles played by some members of the school team- myself and a couple of the scrawny lads who would steer the boat.
My reply?
"I stroke, they're cox'"
Perhaps not entirely unintentional but it was worth it.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:18, 1 reply)
I used to be a rower. I still believe the plural of cox is cox' and not coxes. Like how you don't say dices. (Unless you're conjugating espanish)
A parents group was on a tour and enquired as to the roles played by some members of the school team- myself and a couple of the scrawny lads who would steer the boat.
My reply?
"I stroke, they're cox'"
Perhaps not entirely unintentional but it was worth it.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:18, 1 reply)
Being an ex rower myself
the phrase 'cox box' always made me snigger.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:29, closed)
the phrase 'cox box' always made me snigger.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:29, closed)
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