Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Uncles very first girlfriendWas called Teresa Green.
I thought this was bullshit, right up until Christmas last year when I went to a family party.
The Green family were all there, including my Uncle's ex - Teresa.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:57,
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you just reminded meI went to uni with a girl called Denise Tremble.
This is true and I have the graduation ceremony booklet with her name in it to prove it.
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^^ hltevery time I see the name Denise I have to bite my tongue so I don't ask where Denephew is.
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