Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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girls at schoolAside from the usual bunch of trogolodytes, there was a rather fine young filly in the 6th form when I was in the 5th form (year 12, to you state school peeps, I believe). slender curves, dazzling smile, pretty face and the most achingly beautiful brown eyes. Sarah, for that was her name, perfect...aside from one teeny tiny detail.
Her surname was "Cockburn".
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:00, Reply)
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