Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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sigh, if we are doing namesopens the book "Potty, Fartwell and Knob"
All true names
sitting comfortably? then we shall begin.
Ahem . . .
Dick Itchcock
Charity Clap
Sarah Fuckwell
Dick Eater
Mary Allcunt
Fanny Boob
Merrie Leper
Violet Trunks
Mary Sanus
Horatio Finer Balls Balls
Thomas Fukup
edit: Have some more
Patrick Mandible
Caractacus L Habakkuk
Willy Titcock
James Bottom Bottom Bottom
Isabella Anal
Fanny Fister
Dick Muncher
Farty Gladwish
Jane Fat Bacon
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What an eclectic bunch!Have a click, for making me snortle
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chart cat has an itch, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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Tis a great book for work, just read a page or two out and someone is bound to snort with laughter
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Fucking hellI thought you'd just made those up.
I'm buying that book RIGHT NOW.
Some from my own experience, as well as (Ms Titt and Master Wanke... see my previous post)
Iris Fucker
Satan Kumar
Sharad Dikshit
Horatio Bonk
Alberto Cunto
.... and many more, all of whom I seem to have forgotten.
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chart cat has an itch, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:14,
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