Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In before the buzzer!Working in central London, occasionally one sees celebrities driving around in their flash cars. So it was the other day, when I came across the former Ultravox frontman sitting in a traffic jam in his Ferrari, with a non-Jewish insurance executive in the passenger seat.
Yup, there was an AXA gentile in Ure's Enzo.
*dons anti-spanging helmet and runs for the hills*
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:04, 5 replies)
*spangs*sorry, felt I had to
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That actual deserves a clickBut still gets a "spang*
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that gets aClang
half click, half spang
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Booboobeebooboobooboo/Clangers
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12,
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boobooboobooboobeebeeclangers rock!
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