InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I once heardthe incredibly racist, but deliberately ironic insult, hurled at a Sikh taxi driver (he was sporting a turban):
'Fuck off back to Hindu-land, you Paki cunt.'
This was because he'd short-changed us five quid. After our gob-smacked queries, my friend (and his name isn't Adolf) then said:
'Well, an authentic racist insult is fundamentally incorrect and deeply ignorant.'
To which we added:
'XYZ'
'Yes Lp'
'You're a wanker.'
There was a cricket match between the aussies (I think) and the West Indians possibly? Anyway, there is this particularly rotund chap who was the butt of all the humour of the Australians, famed for their sledging and one aussie said: 'XYZ... why are you so FUCKING fat?'
To which XYZ replied:
'Everytime I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit.'
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:37, Reply)
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