Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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A portable electro magnetic pulse machineFolks,
Lets face it we've all had some twat in a BMW next to us throwing out 'CHOONS' at testicle vibrating volume and then as you chance to glance at the said twat they assume you want a race. Annoyed? Contemplating the benefits of eugenics? Wish them and their entire gene pool dead in a tragic house fire? Fret no more! merely goad them into further revving then as the lights chage to amber, hit the EMP machine and leave them at the lights shouting and swearing at the wheel of their hitlerian crack dealer mobile as you coast off at a sedate 20mph, casually flicking "V's" as you motor away into the distance. Also a horn that sounds like a police siren would be good for driving through Brixton after lights out.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 14:24, Reply)
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