Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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SwansWhat is the point of those necks? Ducks make do with short necks while doing, as far as I can tell, exactly the same thing as swans.
I think that swans may be the upper class twits of the bird world; cutting about on parts of the Thames with their royal protection, bullying other birds and generally being feathered cunts. They're worse than the Bullingdon Club. Ducks seem much more down to earth, a bit like those women who work in Greggs (except in the London branches, where they're uniformly grumpy fuckers).
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Ducks are evil rapists.Proof: www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Apr 2011, 10:57,
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I'm with Alan Moore on this one..."Look closer and you will recoil with surprise
at web-footed fascists with mad little eyes."
Ducks - if they weren't doing anything wrong, people wouldn't keep wanting to shoot them.
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