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People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?

Suggested by Smash Monkey

(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Dog owners! not picking up shit?
It's truly vile, and if I ever see you doing it, and not collecting when challenged, I will mash it, still warm, in your face.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:58, 10 replies)
That's not irrational, it's perfectly reasonable
it should be in addition to the fine the owner gets. I reckon bringing back the stocks in the centre of town and done every Saturday at mid-day would be more beneficial. I stepped in a big dog turd only yesterday whilst walking my own dog, lazy bastard owners. The stocks could also be used for adults who wear those Crocs shoes.

I'm not sure what's worse though: not picking up the crap or bagging it and then winging it into a nearby hedge/bush/tree so that when Autumn comes it looks like bizarre bauble decorations hanging down like on a christmas tree, or maybe shitmas tree is more appropriate...sorry, that was poor.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:12, closed)
I feel sorry for people who step in dogshit...
...whilst wearing Crocs shoes. Hang on... no I don't. Twunts.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:30, closed)
I still wonder . . .
Did Paula Radcliffe pick up the shite she left at the side of the road during that marathon?

I mean, if animal waste isn't acceptable, why wasn't Paula fined for shitting in the street on live TV?

I half expected a bloke in a dog costume to run up with a plastic bag on his hand to pick up after her
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:46, closed)
She would have had to use a pump, It was very runny apparently.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:56, closed)
I did this yesterday! Saw a dog crapping whilst the owner carried on walking.
At least she went to pick it up after I told her.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:53, closed)
Picking up after your dog has a shit - fine
The other day I saw a woman catching the stuff before it had hit the ground. I don't know why, but this seems a bit wrong.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:26, closed)
Can't she afford a coffee table?

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:30, closed)

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:58, closed)
I can but dream of the day when somebody picks me up
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56, closed)
Dog poo,
dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair... all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:41, closed)

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