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The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.

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Please employ me, I am homophobic, offensive and have no sense of appropriateness.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 16:35, 2 replies)
He speaks the truth.
Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:50, closed)
You mean the homosexual penis doesn't bend in the direction of faeces, like some kind of fleshy divining rod?
Colour me shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:04, closed)
Proof that God has no sense of humour.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:08, closed)
*propriety
thicko.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:20, closed)
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/appropriateness
Cunt.
(SlantedScience, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 5:35, closed)
why so angry?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:27, closed)

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