Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I went for this job right and the geezer asks me
what is my biggest weakness?
I said, "It's probably my honesty."
He said, "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
I said, "I don't give a fuck what you think mate."
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( , Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:42, 3 replies)
what is my biggest weakness?
I said, "It's probably my honesty."
He said, "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
I said, "I don't give a fuck what you think mate."
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( , Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:42, 3 replies)
Old jokes don't get to be old jokes unless someone keeps on laughing.
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( , Sat 23 Nov 2013, 22:34, closed)
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