Give me a job on at least 30K a year...
working from home, plenty of opportunity for skiving, very low expectations and flexible hours...

And I'll post a picture of my balls.
( Muns, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:56, 5 replies)

Personally speaking I can get much better value for money and get damn more than a photo
of your shrivelled sack.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:14, closed)

For you then
A pot of spunk.
( Muns, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:23, closed)

Define pot.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:22, closed)

pot (noun )


1
(a) : a usually rounded metal or earthen container used chiefly for domestic purposes (as in cooking or for holding liquids or growing plants); also : any of various technical or industrial vessels or enclosures resembling or likened to a household pot
(b) : potful
2: an enclosed framework of wire, wood, or wicker for catching fish or lobsters
3
(a) : a large amount (as of money)
(b) (1) : the total of the bets at stake at one time (2) : one round in a poker game
(c) : the common fund of a group
4: potshot
5: potbelly
6: ruin
7
(British) : a shot in snooker in which a ball is pocketed
8: a vessel for urination and defecation: as
a) : toilet
b) : potty

pot (verb)
1: to plant (something) in a pot
2: to shoot (a ball) into a pocket in games like snooker and pool
3: to shoot and kill (an animal)

Slang: pot (noun)

1: marijuana
( Muns, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:46, closed)

Give me all that and you can have my balls

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:32, closed)