KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Instant KarmaSo there I am, responsible dog owner that I am. Have to take my much loved pooch out for her walkies.
So off we trot over the field opposite our house, and she’s running about like she’s never seen daylight before. Suddenly, it’s time, she squats, is it a wee…? Nah, it’s a dog egg. Not to worry; not a problem, as said, I am a responsible pet owner, I’ll just do my civic duty and pick up the little steaming parcel she’s just deposited. I fumble in my pocket for the “doggy bag”….ah…oh dear, I seem to have neglected to take one with me, bugger. I quickly look around, there’s no one in sight; not a soul. Just have to leave this one, put head down in shame and start walking away from the poop as quickly as possible.
I’ll chalk this one down to experience, and check I’ve got shit-bags next time….
We complete our walk through the woods, and return home crossing the aforementioned field… yes, I’m sure you all know exactly what’s coming…. Karma struck me right between the eyes; well actually it was more like the sole of my left foot. Yeah, I’d only gone and stood in my own dog’s shit. Karma alright, and thoroughly deserved.
oh the shame
todgers etc…
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:21,
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lolSweet irony eh?
*click*
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..dude, that kind of karma really stinks.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:02,
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