spanks al
gets bored jumps on her motorbike and filters to the front!!
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, Reply)

We're not scary
Come join us!
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, Reply)

But all the
Friendly people are in QOTW.
/talk is scary.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, Reply)

/talk is full of people being nasty
we're just idiots.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:05, 3 replies)

*leapfrogs over Al*
the winnah!

*waves arms like a very small boxer*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, Reply)

/talk is that way
even an Ankle Biter could find it
( RedStar returneth, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, Reply)

*flashes pass at TWW*
I'm with the band.
Coming through.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, Reply)

*bends over and drops trousers*
spanking please, I can't wait until tuesday.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:04, Reply)

ok ok kaol
you can spank me if you let me to the front!!
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Kaol
let me win, then we'll talk.

You distract the other guys ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Hmmm...
I'd rather DO the spanking...
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Rocks up at the front of the queue
if your name's not on the list, you're not coming in

*shuffles about to take up more room*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:03, Reply)

picks up her kitty
free spanking for any guy that lets me in front.....
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Al
I see you've read The Guide?
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Jets in..
with the power of the arse!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Still
not having kids.

Unless anyone out there... er...
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, Reply)

*despatches zombie with shaolin spade*
we've talked about this Kaol, I am prepared for that eventuality.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Shambling toward finish line
"Brrrrrrrains...."
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Zombies?
try Edinburgh's Lothian Road, Friday night though to Saturday morning.

*sneaks in front of the queue*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, Reply)

More zombies
Means less kids.

Bring on the zombies!
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:00, Reply)

ooh look
over there ...

*hitches up burlesque outfit*

*distracts Kaol*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:00, Reply)

I wonder
Does the fact that there are government pensions / housing available etc have anything to do with the fact that more people seem to hate kids these days?
(oeb, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:59, 2 replies)

I hate kittens
The hair gets stuck in my teeth.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:59, Reply)

@al
almond oil is soooo last week. Try for extra virgin *smiggers* olive oil
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Kittens!
Over on /board.


*thins out competition*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:59, Reply)

There is!
If I get last, I get that dance with you.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, Reply)

*slips past greased in almond oil*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, Reply)

this might be understandable
if there was a decent prize ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, Reply)

@TWW
Essex, then right, then left just before hertfordshire.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, Reply)

@Weewitch
you get directions, I'll bring the almond oil. Oh yeah.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, Reply)