One from back at 6th Form
I was talking about my girlfriend at the time, who was 15, and I was 16. One of the people I got on with said "So, you're a dirty paedo then?" in a clearly jokey way, I confirmed it in the same manner.

For the next 4 months I couldn't go anywhere without being called a 'Paedo', I was chatting to one girl at youth group when she was dragged away by her sister, who warned her I was 'dangerous'. It turned out at a later date that she was the main one who'd been telling people, because 'it was only right that they knew what I was like', and it was her 'christian duty'.

I hope the bitch burns in hell to be honest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, 18 replies)

I believe the correct thing to do is
as soon as you hit 16 ditch your other half and go looking for someone the same age or older.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:01, closed)

If you get one quite a bit older
there is a good chance they have money, their own place and a car.
Mind you, they always like to be on top.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:55, closed)

You can't go 18 or above, mind, or they'll be the ones breaking the law

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:05, closed)

I had one that was 45
She was going to buy me a car until my mum told her no.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:18, closed)

45 year old woman grooms 16 year old boy, yeah sounds totally okay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:20, closed)

Yeah
But I almost had me a car.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:35, closed)

nonce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, closed)

alright, paedo

(alright alright, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10, closed)

typical paedo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:28, closed)

Nic one, Savile.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:04, closed)

It's funny how
"Christian" = "self-righteous humourless cunt stick".
(McChinaman banned, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:00, closed)

And almost certainly
"Bangs like a shithouse door in a gale" too.
(ubergeekian, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 1:03, closed)

They get off on the guilt, too

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:13, closed)

And you can do them up the arse, because they remain virgins

(McChinaman banned, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:54, closed)

JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:26, closed)