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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure
Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)
( , Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure
Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)
( , Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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One from back at 6th Form
I was talking about my girlfriend at the time, who was 15, and I was 16. One of the people I got on with said "So, you're a dirty paedo then?" in a clearly jokey way, I confirmed it in the same manner.
For the next 4 months I couldn't go anywhere without being called a 'Paedo', I was chatting to one girl at youth group when she was dragged away by her sister, who warned her I was 'dangerous'. It turned out at a later date that she was the main one who'd been telling people, because 'it was only right that they knew what I was like', and it was her 'christian duty'.
I hope the bitch burns in hell to be honest.
( , Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, 18 replies)
I was talking about my girlfriend at the time, who was 15, and I was 16. One of the people I got on with said "So, you're a dirty paedo then?" in a clearly jokey way, I confirmed it in the same manner.
For the next 4 months I couldn't go anywhere without being called a 'Paedo', I was chatting to one girl at youth group when she was dragged away by her sister, who warned her I was 'dangerous'. It turned out at a later date that she was the main one who'd been telling people, because 'it was only right that they knew what I was like', and it was her 'christian duty'.
I hope the bitch burns in hell to be honest.
( , Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, 18 replies)
I believe the correct thing to do is
as soon as you hit 16 ditch your other half and go looking for someone the same age or older.
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as soon as you hit 16 ditch your other half and go looking for someone the same age or older.
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If you get one quite a bit older
there is a good chance they have money, their own place and a car.
Mind you, they always like to be on top.
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there is a good chance they have money, their own place and a car.
Mind you, they always like to be on top.
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You can't go 18 or above, mind, or they'll be the ones breaking the law
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I had one that was 45
She was going to buy me a car until my mum told her no.
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She was going to buy me a car until my mum told her no.
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45 year old woman grooms 16 year old boy, yeah sounds totally okay
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It's funny how
"Christian" = "self-righteous humourless cunt stick".
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"Christian" = "self-righteous humourless cunt stick".
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And almost certainly
"Bangs like a shithouse door in a gale" too.
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"Bangs like a shithouse door in a gale" too.
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