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Battered wonders, "What amazing stuff have you got up to with Lego?" Or just tell us about the time you got a Lego brick stuck up your privates.

All people referring to 'Legos' will be shot at down. Or dawn. Your choice.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:13)
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I must admit to being a bit addicted to Lego during my teenage years. I even took on a shitty washer upper job in a nearby restaurant to fund my shocking habit. In the end I had quite a collection that would bring me hours of joy.

I can remember clearly the hazy summer days spent slaving away putting dishes in the gigantic washer, anticipating the end of day when I got paid my paltry £5.50 (this was before minimum wage).

I'd rush to the nearest shop and spend ages appreciating any new stock and weighing up my options. With stealth and practised precision I would quickly buy my prized possession and run home with haste.

Finally, in the solitude of my bedroom and with my newly acquired Lego I would wank myself blind.

No, hang on, not Lego. The other one. Porn mags.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 8:45, 6 replies)
Well, ahem ... played.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:26, closed)
Great twist!
I thought it was going to end one way, but it ended in another!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:20, closed)
Ahem! Ahem!
That's what YOUR MUM said! LOL!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:28, closed)
Nicely done.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:45, closed)
Excellent internet.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:36, closed)
happy ending anyway

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:10, closed)

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