Lego
I must admit to being a bit addicted to Lego during my teenage years. I even took on a shitty washer upper job in a nearby restaurant to fund my shocking habit. In the end I had quite a collection that would bring me hours of joy.

I can remember clearly the hazy summer days spent slaving away putting dishes in the gigantic washer, anticipating the end of day when I got paid my paltry £5.50 (this was before minimum wage).

I'd rush to the nearest shop and spend ages appreciating any new stock and weighing up my options. With stealth and practised precision I would quickly buy my prized possession and run home with haste.

Finally, in the solitude of my bedroom and with my newly acquired Lego I would wank myself blind.

No, hang on, not Lego. The other one. Porn mags.
(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 8:45, 6 replies)

Well, ahem ... played.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:26, closed)

Great twist!
I thought it was going to end one way, but it ended in another!
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:20, closed)

Ahem! Ahem!
That's what YOUR MUM said! LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:28, closed)

Nicely done.

( spesh., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:45, closed)

Excellent internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:36, closed)

happy ending anyway

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:10, closed)