Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Southampton train stationDear Big Issue Seller at Southampton Train Station,
Stop being so loud and overfriendly and cheerful at that time of the morning. Yes I am gorgeous, yes the weather is happening and I'm sure it'll brighten up later on, and yes (stone the crows) I am going somewhere on a train. We all know you sod off to the Costa across the road for a cappucino and a muffin at 9.15am. And no, I am not your darlin' (and neither are any of the 915 people you say that to). Can I ask you one thing though? Why is the Big Issue so crap?
Yours sincerely,
ShockerMocker
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:40, 3 replies)
Yeahhomeless twats. Why on earth doesn't a non-profit organisation sort out a decent magazine? Spending it all down Costa, no doubt.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:59,
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God what a twatFancy being complimentary, happy and friendly despite being homeless.
You should kick his fucking head in.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45,
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I like himHe makes me laugh. If you happen to be chatting to him when a bus comes in (peak time for him), he'll say "Hang on, just got to wind this lot up.....Morning all! 7:15 from hell?......" Etc etc. He knows it's annoying, but he sells a lot of Big Issues, including to me. And yes, it is a bit of a shit mag.
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