windsocks
Dear Female Pornstar(s),

When having a sterioded freak with a 10" penis make love to you with all the subtlety of a pneumatic drill forcing it's way through layers of concrete, please do not ask him to "fuck my little pussy." You have taken many similar phalluses in your career, which will leave your vagina with all the tightness of a wizard's sleeve.

Your in wanking.

TexasPete
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 15:51, 4 replies)

Dear Porn Directors,
Please tone down the cock-and-ball shots a bit. If we wanted to see cocks so much, we'd be watching gay porno, not a straight one. And why, at the critical moment, does the guy have to pull out and jack off over the girl's face? That's not as sexy as, you know, actual sex.


Signed,
A hell of a lot of straight male porn viewers, if the threads to this effect on 4chan are to be believed.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 16:19, closed)

^^This
Cumshots - the reliably grim ending to an otherwise sexy video.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:09, closed)

Dear Porn Directors
Anal sex is a special treat given my GF on the special occassion, she watches porn and cannot believe that these girls enjoy an anal rampage that will have them visiting proctology clinics for the rest of their lives.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 17:05, closed)

I like this
just for the 'windsock' title. It made me giggle.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:12, closed)