A four year old girl...
..beat me at 'Operation' one New Years Day morning when she ran into the room and shoved it under my face.

What can I say? She didn't have the same shakey hands that I had that morning.

She was also only about 3ft tall.

So I think that counts as a little victory.

Although I'd like the real 'little victory' to be that something at least resembling an actual story ended up as the last post.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:32, 10 replies)

You should have punched her in the face.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:37, closed)

But gently, she's only little.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:41, closed)

Hippy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:51, closed)

Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm all for equal punching-strength rights for all
but the authorities get so worked up about thumping certain sections of the populace.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:56, closed)

I don't care about the authorities, man - I am who I am and I don't change for no one.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:12, closed)

Hippy.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:16, closed)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:43, closed)

Or removed her organs with a little pair of tweezers
while going BZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZ!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:41, closed)

I would
have missed
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:45, closed)

Using a chainsaw...
Is a little over the top don't you think?
( snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:53, closed)