Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Not a local nutter but nutters none the lessOk im on a coach on the way home, its been a very long (8 hour) trip and its coming up to the final few stops so theres only about 6 passengers on said coach. All of a sudden im aware that the bloke sat behind me has gone to sleep, then im aware that this bloke talks in his sleep and is having an agument with custard. yep thats right he's sat there alseep shouting 'FUCK OFF CUSTARD, CUSTARD FUCK OFF'
but thats not the end of it. I then notice another bloke sitting behind me on the opposite side calmly taking a newspaper ripping it up into thin strips and then placing them in a tesco carrier bag (if anyone has seen the langoliers by steven king you'll know why this is extra weird).
anyway i couldnt get off that bus quick enough when my stop came round.
(, Sun 19 Sep 2004, 19:37, Reply)
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