Lab rat
My sister has recently discovered the joys being paid to take part in clinical trials. She was paid to go on holiday to Mexico to test out anti-diarrhoea patches. I queried how this was carried out but she informed me that they don't actually induce the symptoms - you merely wear the patch or a placebo version and if you do get ill you save a sample for testing. She went, had a great time, didn't get ill, and arrived back musing on the idea of taking part in another medical experiment.

"They pay you a grand to test vaginal pessaries," she announced at the family dinner. "And if I can shit in a bag for a holiday then I can stick some cream up my vadge for a grand."

I'm the classy one in the family.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:52, 3 replies)

It's all fun and games
until you get an adverse reaction and your vadge swells up like the Elephant man's head
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:49, closed)

I'd grow a vag for that kinda cash
a mangina
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:14, closed)

If anyone wants the details
www.trekstudy.com

Just make sure you go to the Centre for Tropical Diseases and not St Thomas'.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:59, closed)