Someone on page 5
Or maybe 6, I couldn't find the post again to reply, offered advice for future dads. One bit was not to worry if the fingers feel like they'll break. WRONG! My wife shit out a 10 pound baby with no epidural(sp) and broke my pinky finger. Your fingers will break dads, and your will. Making jokes will get you cussed at by everyone. No mentioning that you will never eat sweet and sour sauce in a chinese restaurant will be allowed. No jokes about the machine that goes Ping! As mentioned earlier. Nor can you talk about how gray(grey) the baby is and ask if your wife fucked an alien. Your parents will be told, your mom will hit you for acting like an ass and your wife's dr. will demand you leave the room when he returns to checl on her. And circumcised baby penises(peni?) Are motherfuckingugly and will make you cry. Use approximately one tube of ointment each application on the little scarred fireman. That is all
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:45, 1 reply)

Top tip: If you leave the wee man's fireman alone you can save on ointment
(willydoc, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 15:54, closed)