Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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A chickpea in my kneeI found a weird lump near my right knee. This, oddly enough, corresponded with my Dad's weird lump near his right elbow - which looks like a third elbow, it's so big.
Sensibly enough, I decided to operate.
Myself.
Upon myself.
Bizarrely enough, I wasn't pissed.
So.
I cut it out.
It looked just like a chickpea.
It hasn't come back.
Thankfully.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 21:37,
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