A mad old lady!!!
When a close friend of my dad went a little bit, you know mad well not insane but he was sent into a hospital to help people like him, not a mental house!!

Well against my will dad manages to drag me along, we get there and a mad old mistakes me for being her long lost husband(he left her when she had to go to the mental hospital, can't blame him) mind you I was only 11years old.
A member of staff literally had to pull her of me as she was trying to kiss me; she must of been at least 56years; then when he was taken of me we where escorted to a privet room for friends to talk with each other. 5min later dads friend arrives from his room two floors up.

They talked and talked about how much he hated taking his pills everyday. If you ask me I wouldn't be to worried about how many pills I would be taking if it would keep me away from insanity. then when we had to leave, we walked out of the room and from nowhere two arms grab me and pull me to the side and there she is again the old mad lady.
"Don't leave me again please, promise you will come back!"she said half-shouting now and in desperation I reply
"Fucking shit, just fuck off"and the whole corridor goes quiet and I could of swore I herd a man with a baby's voice say,
"I think Magret has gone to far now, the boy is angry now."quietly to his room partner.
Magret as her name apparently was calmed down and said
"I want a divorce"
(DeTimmy you'd better be sorry!!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 20:35, Reply)