This morning a besuited and self-important fat man pushed past me on the escalator to the tube exit.
It was not without a little mirth that on leaving the station, I saw him trip over a broken paving stone, bump into the wall and drop his suitcase.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:52, 5 replies)

In some countries girth is a mark of status, it shows you can afford to eat well.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:26, closed)

Ironically, in Western countries, it shows you can afford to eat chips.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:36, closed)

In some countries it's a sign that you're
a slovenly, lazy cunt, who sweats too much and has terrible BO.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:09, closed)

NO ACTUALLY IT'S MY GLANDS ACTUALLY

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:24, closed)

You are welcome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:31, closed)