Mums a bit wired.
My dear mother has had to put up with a lot over the years and combining a short temper with two piss-taking children has often been enough to send her over the edge.

Numerous examples being me painting our sitting room(were we had our dinner as kids) in potato got me kicked out of the house aged 5 with bag packed by loving mother. (She even took a pic).

Constantly taking piss out of mums cooking on stephens (boxing) day at age 10 with result of christmas tree being thrown out sitting room window.

Taking piss out of mum having a few cans and using PC despite her age and getting a right hook to face.

Still she's been great all these year and always willing to lend a hand despite the random damage that seemed to follow me as a child so (for the most part) thanks mum.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:16, 3 replies)

Picture please
A little Daz on the garden path, with a long unhappy face holding a small bag, and maybe a favourite toy in the other hand.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:43, closed)

i want a pic
of the potato-decorated sitting room
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:00, closed)

You are Biffa Bacon
AICMFP
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:56, closed)