My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Oh Dear!Back in thye day when PC's started to become affordable to middle-class people (such as me, and by me i mean my dad) we bought a custom made PC, it was THE BOMB!!! It had a huge monitor etc. After a couple of weeks we got connected to the internet, the 1st time we EVER opened a web page was a momentus occasion, therefore me, my dad, my little sister (about 9 Y/O) and my 70 year old nan, gathered round to see it! the 1st page what opened, and i still canot figure out why it opened, was www.chubbiechix.com (or something). With these fat munters with big gaping cunts right in the middle of the screen. I sniggered, my little sister had a look of confusion, my nan was thoroughly disgusted, and my dad stood up quickly and blocked the screen and did one of them *cough, nothing to see here* things, it was soooo funny.
Guess you just had to be there...
Brand new PC - £1200
Dial-Up internet connection £15 (per month)
Look on Nans face and dads method of dealing with embarassment of fat gaping cunts in front off his 2 kids and mother....fucking priceless!!!
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:42, Reply)
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