Bored
Bored of this QOTW!

Most of the complaints about this weeks question have been better than the bloody question!!!!

All Change!
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:55, 1 reply)

Suggestion
Why don't the B3tra overlords make a QOTW mod that's actually INTERESTED in the QOTW? I know, I know - radical suggestion but if you had one of the QOTW regulars as a mod at least they could update the bloody topic on time.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:51, 4 replies)

i played pigpen in the version of the charlie brown xmas stage play one year.
typecasting, i say. snoopy was played by a semi-mentally handicapped kid who could barely speak, and charlie brown was played by a hydrocephalic freak who no-one liked. he only got the part because everyone knew that no matter what role he had, the audience would see him as charlie brown so it was best to avoid the confusion.

and i'm still pigpen.
( postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Last
Please God, let it be so....
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:39, Reply)

As morning arrived, the birds began to tweet their delicate choral chime of nature’s alarm call…with the sun breaking the morning mist as it rose above the horizon…and over the still twitching corpse of last week’s QotW…

Holmes skulked over the body thoughtfully. “This is a most perplexing mystery…” He proclaimed “Henceforth we shall call it:

‘The case of the QotW that would not die’”

“What the shuddering fuck Dickens do you suppose has gone awry?” Questioned Dr Watson, sorrowfully eyeing up the munting mound of whinges, whines and gripes with the occasional post thrown in.

“Let’s not jump to conclusions Watson” continued Holmes as he prodded the body with his pipe: “But I must say, my suspicions have certainly been aroused…

“It’s not the only thing” whispered Watson with a ‘sigh’ and his hands in his pockets, rummaging frantically and gurning into space.

“Quiet, Watson you plebite lickspittle” spat Holmes “We need to concentrate if we’re going to crack this case”

“Sorry Holmes, carry on” Said Watson, (who then proceeded to have a sly giggle at the word ‘crack’)

“Perhaps there was another Fire, eh Holmes?” questioned Watson helpfully.

“Shove a fucking sock it in, flange cake” spat Holmes, The whole site would be down.”

“Oh…yes…of course…sorry Holmes….I really am a colossal twat” muttered Watson apologetically. “So why is the QotW in this zombie-fied state? Why are they stretching it out? I mean it was shite from day one. Are the Mods just a bunch of lazy fuckers? Have they cocked off on holiday or something?”

“We must examine the evidence that is all around us” sighed Holmes masterfully as he pulled his Deerstalker hat firmly down on his head. “Firstly, notice here on the ‘Home’ page Watson, that there are but a paltry 300-odd entries for this QotW, one of the lowest ever in participation stakes”

“Bollocking baby gravy, you’re right!” enthused Watson, his raging erection now difficult to disguise.

“When compared to previous weeks, only 12 pages of answers are meagre pickings indeed (especially considering that at least half of those pages are filled with whinges about the QotW). Perhaps there is a ‘minimum level’ of answers that must be fulfilled before it can proceed”.

“Jellified jizz buckets, Holmes!” Exclaimed Watson “I’ll get gazzing everybody and tell them to start posting anything…any old wank, just to tip the number over and put this nightmare behind us!”

“Not so fast, cumsponge” Holmes said bluntly, before whipping out his massive, purple…magnifying glass, and carefully inspecting last week’s newsletter.

”Hmm interesting” Holmes continued: “Look here, Watson. Unless I’m very much mistaken, this line here appears to be a request for people to stop whining like little bitches about the recent shite QotWs…Do you see what’s coming Watson?”

“Erm…Me?....”.*Mmmmf….Nnnnnnnng* drooled Watson as he spaffs over that ‘cape’-thing that Holmes has wrapped round his coat.

”Oh dear god!” said Holmes as he hands tissues to Watson. “Unless I’m very much mistaken, I do believe they’re trying to teach us a lesson”

“Surely not!” Queried Watson in a state of disbelief: “Surely they couldn’t be that petty – that small minded…as to try and punish us decent, donating site-members for using our basic human right to complain, and not automatically bowing down and praising them unconditionally…despite their piss poor run of questions and a blatant, blind indifference to our suggestions? Besides….it just wouldn’t be right….to be so ‘dismissive’…to make everybody suffer for what has basically been their mistakes in the first place…would it?”

“Hmm” said Holmes scratching his head. “I guess you’re right….Nobody could be that ‘power mad’…They must just be a bunch of lazy cunts. Case closed. and stop calling me 'Shirley'”

"You've done it again Holmes", said Watson with a perverse gleam in his eye.

…And with that, Holmes took Watson by the hand and led him through the mist, back to 221b Baker street, where he proceeded to buttfuck him with such a verve and frenzy that it made Watson’s ears go ‘Pop’ and he couldn’t walk for 5 days…

(by which time the QotW was still.fucking.going).


Disclaimer – As tempting as it was to be ‘Sherlock Pooflake’ and involve a cast of thousands, I didn’t want to go there – If you have any complaints about not getting a mention, please send them with £5 in a clearly marked stamped addressed envelope to:

’Pooflake couldn’t give a fuck, but thanks for the cash’

P.O. Box 69,

Coventry, England.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:37, 9 replies)

really?
so posting after trumps does it?

well trump trump trump in a nelly the elephant style.

good god I'm bored.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Nice try, big-girl's-blouse
But someone else will always come along and trump you.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:32, 2 replies)

Last!
*shrugs*


My heart is not really in it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:29, 2 replies)

I know this is a free site and all
and I've not contributed anything towards the donations and all that, so I'm not going to bitch.

I do however feel sorry for those who *have* paid cash to this site because they enjoy it, but are getting stuff like this neverending topic happening.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:05, Reply)

This QOTW was fucking shite to start with
as some of us never felt the need to be brainwashed by a load of christian morons at school, and as such never did a nativity.

Now you're telling me it's going to be shite for another week?

If enough people click "I like this", B3ta will have no option but to put it in the "Best Of" page. So click if you agree with me.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:01, Reply)

*Pfffffffffffffft!*
It's only qotw for goodness sake- one tiny part of the internet. Get a grip- the question will change soon enough.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:57, 1 reply)

WTF???/
Just come on here fro some QOTW goodness (Heres hoping), and still you have this dross on here. FFS! Aaargh. And even a Grrrrr. Get it sorted. Please.
Poor seller, will not use again. D-.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:53, Reply)

I would like the mods to know
that it's my birthday today. And you ruined my birthday. I hope you feel good about yourselves, I'm stuck here at work, on my birthday, on a Friday, and I don't even have a new QOTW to console me.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Come on mods, don't get Auntie Blouse angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.



Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:47, 3 replies)

Hmmmm,
as much as I have hated the last couple of QOTW's, there have been so many complaints lately that I think the mods are just fucking with us to prove a point (after all, they did post something about the complaints in the newsletter last week!)

Oh, and on a nativity theme, I once played Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen........Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen were played by the girl next to me.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 8:16, 2 replies)

Children, children...I can let you in to a secret.
The reason why there is a delay in the new QOTW being posted is that even as we speak, the B3TA wizards are dredging through reams of old QOTW suggestions and sorting them in order of popularity. They will then ask the most popular question as the next QOTW. Honest.

I really must stop taking acid this early in the morning.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 7:58, Reply)

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WHAT IS GOIN ON CHANGE THE QOTW IS THAT SO VERY HARD

(Nahla, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 7:53, 1 reply)

Er
Is it me going mad or isn't it FRIDAY. That's the day after Thursday.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 7:21, 3 replies)

Vacuum cleaners?
I don't like them. At all. In fact, I hate them.

Fucking vacuum cleaners. They suck!!!
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 6:54, Reply)

mumble mumble mumble BLOOOOOOO!
If you don't understand the title of this post, you are a fortunate person and have clearly never had to be in the choir for Joseph and His Technicolour Dreamcoat.

I image those of us who have had this miserable pleasure are all smirking, but for those who don't, allow me elucidate:

There is a song, the dullest song in this dull musical,which forces a choir of miserable brats (legs crossed on the hard floor and going numb of course) to sing the many, many hues of said wonderous coat. Including such shades as Ochre, Russet, Azure and Olive. No, really.

What are the chances of any choir remembering that crap, if the nazi teacher won't let you use the lyrics on the Big Day?

Its not like they are on the actual coat that 'Joseph' is sporting, on account of it being a reject from the 1970's and probably still smelling of hemp. Invaribly, the *true* technicolour song therefore goes:

It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre? and mumble?

(only the anal ones are still singing now)

And mumble and mumble and mumble and mumble
And mumble and mumble and mumble and mumble
And mumble and mumble and mumble and mumble
And BLUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE

For true authenticity, on striking the word 'blue', the choir should all errupt with relief and sound like the mating call of a rhino.

If that does not occur, its not a real production of Joseph and his Technicolour Dreamcoat.
(IChewCandlewax, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 6:40, Reply)

My favourite part of nativity plays...
Is the ending.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 6:24, Reply)

When
Is the new QoTW - this one was almost as bad as mixtapes...
(alzeNL, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 4:44, Reply)

Oh lord
Is this still running?
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 3:03, 2 replies)

*stretch*
Yawwwwwwwwwwn
(judeski walked on water and ran through fire, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 2:07, Reply)

Meh...
Wasn't going how I wanted so I gave up


(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 1:50, Reply)

Never played in a Nativity before
I've been the colour Red during a play once (that gay "i can sing a rainbow" song)

Can i have last post?
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 1:50, Reply)

As I got First...
can I get last so I can be the Alpha and Omega to this QOTW?

It would only be fitting, you know.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 1:30, 4 replies)

Much like Jesus
This QOTW refuses to die.

Allegedly.

Still, it's Easter soon, so we can look forward to the "who have you seen come back to life" question.

*Everybody*

Always look on the bright side of life...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 1:25, Reply)

B3ta nativity play - Act 4
The Greatest Story Ever Told The Never-ending Story.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 0:50, 1 reply)

I played Emperor No Dough
in our version middle school christmas play "Alladin and his Wonderful Gamp". I've no idea why it was gamp and not lamp and the fact that Emperor No Dough was penniless raised as many chuckles then as it has now. Sorry to have wasted your time but frankly if you've kept reading into day eight (8)! Of this QOTD, you've clearly little else to do...

Pardon the length, it was only meant to last a week...
( ForecastMonkey, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 0:45, Reply)