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Was on M25 getting home from work.
Just on the Dartford bridge when there was mass pile up in front, I hit the brakes and missed the anal encounter.
Like in slow motion in my rear view multiple cars slammed into each other, human centipede style.
Then BANG! I was then joined to the centipede and smashed up through the rear of the car in front.
3 Wheels left on the ground, glass blown out everywhere, pissing blood.

I remember not a lot other than being dragged from the car by a Police officer and some guys shouting 'You Cunt' at me from a minibus.

Shoved into hospital and exited some time after, fucked my neck, back and knees, otherwise ok.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 16 May 2014, 18:53, 9 replies)

Seems legit. After all, it's standard emergency services practice to drag from cars people who may have suffered back and/or neck injuries.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:14, closed)

Well, you would drag someone out regardless of potential spinals,
if, for instance, the vehicle looks to be moments away from being engulfed in flames.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:16, closed)

In my admittedly limited experience of the police, yes.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:33, closed)

He did say it was coppers Badgey.
Having seen one of those cunts tip a cripple out of her wheelchair for having the gall to be on a protest march I believe him.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 May 2014, 20:42, closed)

probably a bit too nancying and soft given your bedside manner, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:55, closed)

I imagine the blokes shouting "you cunt!" were police officers.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:48, closed)

But
did they change your tyre?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 May 2014, 22:06, closed)

A whole mini-bus full of people who knew you. What were the chances?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 18 May 2014, 7:31, closed)

deffo happened outside your head deffo

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 May 2014, 20:20, closed)