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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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How hum
Was on M25 getting home from work.
Just on the Dartford bridge when there was mass pile up in front, I hit the brakes and missed the anal encounter.
Like in slow motion in my rear view multiple cars slammed into each other, human centipede style.
Then BANG! I was then joined to the centipede and smashed up through the rear of the car in front.
3 Wheels left on the ground, glass blown out everywhere, pissing blood.

I remember not a lot other than being dragged from the car by a Police officer and some guys shouting 'You Cunt' at me from a minibus.

Shoved into hospital and exited some time after, fucked my neck, back and knees, otherwise ok.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:53, 9 replies)
Seems legit. After all, it's standard emergency services practice to drag from cars people who may have suffered back and/or neck injuries.

(, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:14, closed)
Well, you would drag someone out regardless of potential spinals,
if, for instance, the vehicle looks to be moments away from being engulfed in flames.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:16, closed)
In my admittedly limited experience of the police, yes.

(, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:33, closed)
He did say it was coppers Badgey.
Having seen one of those cunts tip a cripple out of her wheelchair for having the gall to be on a protest march I believe him.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:42, closed)
probably a bit too nancying and soft given your bedside manner, eh?

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:55, closed)
I imagine the blokes shouting "you cunt!" were police officers.

(, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:48, closed)
did they change your tyre?
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 22:06, closed)
A whole mini-bus full of people who knew you. What were the chances?

(, Sun 18 May 2014, 7:31, closed)
deffo happened outside your head deffo

(, Sun 18 May 2014, 20:20, closed)

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