Near Death Experiences II
Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
Suggested by Just a Vagabond
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
My mother got married. She had the nee D'eath experience.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:48,
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I never took you for a bastard
but evidently I was wrong.
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 17 May 2014, 2:09,
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Why did you edit out the word 'never' from in front of 'got married'?
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 17 May 2014, 13:55,
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I would have written the word unwed. Then she would not be nee.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:44,
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