Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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My wife. This weekend she cut her hand on bit of broken glass, I stopped her from bleeding to death by putting a plaster on the wound.
I'm not sure that it was near death, but you'd have fucking thought it with the way she was banging on about it for hours afterwards!
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Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:42,
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shoulda put the plaster over her moutham I right, guys? fucken women, eh?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:20,
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haha yeah and over her nose too (
Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:32,
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why do women have two nostrils?because haha misogyny and domestic abuse
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:45,
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yeah, she probably felt the onset of tetanus(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:48,
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Didn't you have any staples or fishing line lying around?Not even any superglue?
What sort of a man are you?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 May 2014, 23:08,
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