NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Care in the communityMy last neighbour was a few cans short of a six pack. He took to watching my every move with suspicion after accusing me of stealing his postcode after taking in a parcel for me.
My neighbour before that was lovely. Then I woke up one morning to find the police and forensics outside my garden as he had stabbed and killed someone in a drunken argument. A drunken argument that woke up everybody in the neighbourhood except myself and my husband.
Length - 8inches with a serrated edge apparently
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