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This is a question How nerdy are you?

This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.

So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?

As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.

Revel in your own nerdiness.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
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You are probably a nerd if you get this.
Little Johnny was a chemist,
But Johnny is no more,
For what Johnny though was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
(oeb, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:08, 12 replies)
I get it.
But my nerdy dad had to explain it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:14, closed)
Here lies Jonny, Still and Placid...
He probably would have been ok if he'd not concentrated (it).

*Self-inflicted Slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:21, closed)
I get it
But i'm not a chemistry geek, just full of pointless information, such as the molecular compound for poisons!

I'm not a murderer either.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:30, closed)
I get it because my chemistry teacher used to tell it to us as he giggled...
He was a nerd, I am not
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:33, closed)
Denial
Denial will get you nothing except wet folks!
(oeb, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:40, closed)
In class..
We were doing titrations and I spilt some H2SO4 on my leg. It really burns. Now I stare at a computer all day and do other stuff. Thanks God I left the nerds in the science lab behind.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:43, closed)
You know how you can spot a chemist in the restroom?
He's the one who washes his hands before he takes a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:00, closed)
Here lies Jonny, Still and Placid...
Probably would have been ok, had he not necked a bottle of Acid

=D
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:04, closed)
ah, the old ones are the best
This was the second limmerick my old man taught me as a small child.... I'd forgotten it, so thanks for reminding me!

Except it's not a limmerick - wrong amount of syllables......funny poem! What the hell, still made me giggle after all these years, so *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:19, closed)
^^^^
Next time I will include willies in it for you too.
(oeb, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:26, closed)
^^^^^ Thanks!
oooh, i'm excited already!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:34, closed)
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Our chemistry teacher told us this.

ahem.

Did you hear about the chemist who killed his wife with a pair of scissors?

He gave her arsenic!
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 13:58, closed)

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