not me, honest
but a guy who drank at my old local. Too pissed to open his own front door, kicks it down, helps himself to a can of coke from the fridge and sits down to scan the late night TV for some cheap porn.

wakes up in the cells the following morning...

Had forgotten he'd had moved house earlier that year. After about an hour the poor souls hiding in terror upstairs dared to venture downstairs to phone phone the rozzers (this was pre-mobiles) only to find their burglar asleep on their sofa in front of the testcard with his trousers round his ankles...
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 22:46, 3 replies)

Excellent!
*Clicked*
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 8:49, closed)

Click!
I like this!
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:09, closed)

This is f'ing excellent.

( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:36, closed)