Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Think of the childrenin my first month of teaching i went out with all the other young teachers in my school, they were already quite close and i appreciated them inviting me out.
me and the deputy head of chemistry jumped on a moving street sweeper lorry, then were dragged off by the police. i vomited in a taxi on the way home. i woke up in bed with the head of girls pe, a massive lembot.
in three years of teaching at that school they never asked me out again.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:45, 6 replies)
I'm confused.Exactly why didn't they ask you out with them?
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Lembot (or Lembit?) or not, we need to know:Did you shag her?
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:40, closed)
Let's not get off t'Opik.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:49,
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Hehe, "Cheeky".(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 17:55, closed)
Givenyour grammar and sentence skills, I'm surprised you lasted 3 years.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:09, closed)
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