Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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I once met a bloke who thought I could get pregnant by sitting on his bed, (fully clothed), because he'd had a wank in it the night before...he was a Catholic...
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