Server Room Fart
As a database admin, I have to add and amend views on the SQL server from time to time.

Normally I do this remotely on the server, but on one occasion the remote desktop was down. I went into the server room which happens to be blessed with it's own air con system.

After adding a new view I took advantage of the air con to download a filthy smelling fart that went on and on.

Fart completed I exited and locked the door.

I had barely sat down at my desk when an IT Assistant arrived and entered the server room.

He recoiled out of the door as if he had been punched in face! Much swearing about a smelly fucking bastard etc.

Me? I just sat there quietly sniggering!

No it was not me....
( Vambo, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 23:24, Reply)