Evening
It's only Tuesday. How did that happen - it feels like it should be at least Wednesday.

Wotcha doin'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 18:47, 212 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
lick my gunt
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:31, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Internet foodwrong
So TH once ate 5 Big Macs - what's the most disgusting bit of internet eating YOU'VE ever done?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:34, 206 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

3 gigs in a row this week :)
Krs One and Immortal Technique, Thursday. Misty in Roots, Friday. And Macka B on Saturday. It's like a hat trick of live music. When did you last do 3 good things in a row? Or even more? YM doesn't count.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 14:04, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm having a Rustler's burger* for lunch, I'm wearing day-old socks and haven't washed today.
How are you living like Gonzo today?



*I am also going to eat some fruit as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:14, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The friends I met out in Morrocco were puersuaded to buy a leather "poof" for 1300 dh or around £100
We bought something similar for less than £20. Have you ever been massively ripped off or got a great bargin? Can you haggle or do you get all shy and British?

Alt: Turns out my electricity isn't earthed properly add my flat is a death trap, which is fun. Is your house a death trap?

altalt: I have some raw beetroot, what should I do with it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:19, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FLOBBLY BLOBBY BLOOBLY DOOBLY BANG BANG WANKY PLOPPETY DINGO BUM PLOPPY
what's for hahahaha yeah?

alt: pakis, y/n ?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:04, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Today's earworm: Snooker Loopy by Chas 'n' Dave.
When did you last want to kill yourself? This question first to number one; our SSG from Wales.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:16, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:45, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning, Lordlings.
How are we today?

Hahaha yeah hahaha when was the last time you were allowed out with a less than 50% antipsychotics/blood ratio in you? haha heehee you can't say not once since your last last complete meltdown when you got straitjacketed and carted off screaming from Levenshulme Lidl.

Alt: I read recently that taking vitamin supplements has no proven benefits. Do you take them? it seems to be more of a big deal in the US than here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 7:03, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha evening thread hahahahaha
dildos lol
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:29, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

TD here with a stupid question
I've just bought a new car that doesn't have a digital radio but does have an auxilliary input socket.

Can I just buy an MP3 or similar with digital radio and plug it in?

I wouldn't normally ask, but b3ta people get excited about things like this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 20:04, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening thread
although I'm still at work for a bit yet. I am on support this week and a new release went in at the weekend so there have been "teething problems". Also I have to pick up some work for a guy who's off sick and he'd not done half of what he was supposed to. Two weeks off? It's only a detached retina, man up.

How're you lot?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 17:33, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's the weather like where you are?
Alt: what's the weather like where you are?

AltAlt: how much dogshit do you reckon you could swallow before you threw up?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 16:08, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I love King Zog of Albania

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:31, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monty Boyce loves the cock

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:27, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shit week/good week
Good afternoon all

Is this week to be "fucking shit" or excellent? Mine is a mixture of both
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:59, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's your favourite last time you ate a television programme that used to be on telly?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:49, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 14:00, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that shit.
Jeremy Irons has been defending celebrity nonces/ Who's next up for a good hard Yew Treeing?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:47, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Prism
What about all this eh? Reckon it's a cause for concern? Reckon it's conspiracy nonsense? Reckon it's probably real but so what?

I veer toward option 3.

Alt: Place your bets - Prince Phil or Nelson M to die first?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 11:54, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evil/Good Twin
I saw the absolute double of Kroney walking out of the Metro station this morning in Newcastle. Have you ever seen your double?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:23, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahaha

yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:10, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
I tried to read A Game of Thrones yesterday but only lasted one paragraph. 'Lordlings'? Fuck off.

I also had the misfortune to take my kid to a 'fun' fair, or 'Gyppo death trap'. I haven't seen anything so tawdry and depressing since the last time I went to The North. I hated them as a child too, mind you, so it was never going to end well.

When were you last a supercilious snob?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 7:39, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahaha remember when that thing used to be on telly hahahaha yeah yeah hahaha
what did you eat last week

let's drink some beerhahahahahaha

yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 20:31, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 20:26, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bored of that now
BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER WOBBA WOBBA GOOGOO PLOPS

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 19:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 18:58, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
yeah

hahahahahahahahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 15:54, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)