yeah hahahahahaha
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(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:57, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what's your favourite disease of the central nervous system?
Alt: alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 13:27, 246 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
I've just resolved an issue that had been escalated for one user. Spent 2 hours fixing the problem, only to find out it is his last day today anyway

Tell me of your fucking idiotic day to day problems and why you NEED to kill every motherfucker in the room
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:52, 111 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so tired (ssh sssh)
home from work: 3.15am. back in work: 7.15am. this sucks. why does it suck to be you today?

alt: why is it cream-your-pants-and-rub-them-on-your-grandma's-knee fantastic to be you?

altalt: breakfast? or talk amongst yourselves. i'll be sleeping here in the corner. oh no wait, I mean attending a city focus seminar and then running around to hit a court deadline...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:47, 154 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's the worst aspect of Christmas?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:06, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm going to an open mic night tomorrow, what shall I do to entertain the great unwashed?
Bear in mind I can't play an instrument, or sing. Maybe a bit of stand-up?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 16:18, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey who remembers that thing that used to be on telly

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:20, 17 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bringing ......... Back
I saw that a house on my street had its windows egged today. How very retro. This led to tales of paint stripper over cars etc.

What's the last retro thing you saw?

Alt. Worst tales of revenge tactics.

altalt. After Movember etc, some of my friends re trying a "Dryathlon", staying sober for a month (I don't know what that means either), Let's think of some b3ta charity events

Or not, I dunno. AT LEAST IM TRYING!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:22, 225 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahahahaha (◉‿◉) yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Official lunch thread.
I've just had breakfast though so it may not count. It was beans on toast if anyone is interested.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:46, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ONLY 15 SLEEPIES TILL CHRIZZYPIEPOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 8:54, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

haha yeah
Yeah.

Haha

Like that's even a thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 7:33, 33 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahayeah

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Sunday evening buffet time. Smart casual ffs. aThat

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 16:57, 69 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

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(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)

yeah hahahahahaha
hahahahahah

yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 13:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Sunday eh?
So far so good. You alright. I don't care what you're doing by the way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Dec 2013, 10:51, 12 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well this is good.
So are you off to the pub this evening or maybe going dancing or just out for dinner?

Alt. Fuck off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:09, 16 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

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(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Favorite Kane?
Who is better Russell Kane or Miles Kane?
(Stibbins, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:01, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Look over here it's a shiney Saturday thread about Saturday stuff
Who wants to see my socks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 9:55, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Where the fuck have my ICONS gone?
errrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm.....yes.....yes....errmmmmm welllllllll...........


Are you fucking filming? You bastard. Oh for God's sakes. Anyway, urm.


Awooga. What a rush.

Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 17:57, 91 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

\o/
(O)(O)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 16:19, 27 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

fuck off

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:39, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck Off Dozer
Over Opinionated
York Dwelling
Music snob
with a superiority complex

alt. alright?

altalt. Favorite Chrimblemassypooples songs.
Mine's " A Spaceman Came Travelling"

altaltalt. Greedy CUNTS!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 13:03, 181 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck off tangledupinblue
Yurt dweller
Lentil muncher
WOMAD prick
'Drone Folk' purveyor
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:46, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck off Battered
Alcoholic
Dwarf
Prostitute murderer

Alt: Weekend plans then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:50, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck off Mandela.
Terrorist.
Murderer.
Criminal.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 7:46, 12 replies, latest was 11 years ago)