Haha, double standards much?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I read that as double sandwich
and wondered what you were implying about how to persuade Swipey.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Not sure I could go for an Eiffel Tower with the Colonel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

How about just a monkeyface then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Maybe, no promises mind.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

hey
my husband is NOT gay. i mean, sure he likes to borrow my pink socks sometimes. and we do watch musicals together. and he is very good at painting my nails for me. and we haven't had sex since- oh yeah. we've never actually had sex.

but this does NOT mean he is gay, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Well, the alternative is that he finds you physically repulsive...
And that can't be right, surely?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I was thinking of actual sandwiches you filthy cockhound

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

ME?
/outrage
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)