i am totally stealing the phrase "bile-filled twat"
it will come in handy in my job.

hello stranger, where/how the very devil have you been?? xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:14, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx
LUNCHTIME!!!!

have smooches to make up for absence.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

that is not enough smooching
to make up for years and years of absence.

the baby is nearly 5 now, ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

OMFG.
You never told me. What's the little bastard called?

I'm enjoying reading what people think I meant.

I have no problem here with Trolling
I have no problem with people being a bit of a cunt from time to time.
What I do have a problem with is someone *consistently* being a cunt for no reason, while offering nothing of use to anyone.

Anyway R'sWipe... you know me.
and it would appear you have a 5 year-old chunk of me to remember me by.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

it's a virtual baby
which, after dinner last night was ruined by a chunk of crotchfruit, i can safely say is the very best kind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

isn't consistently being a cunt all the time just trolling, though?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Helleaux.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

hello light of my (internet) life
how are you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Not bad thank you.
I'm off to an exhibition at the Wellcome Collection this evening, about MASSIVE DRUGGES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

ooh, are you part of the exhibition?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I am an installation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

insPIRation
you mean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

'A warning from history', perhpas...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

men want to be him, women want to be with him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Women want to honk at me and shout 'phwooar' at me in North Finchley.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

really? when did this happen?
i was in kensington, dammit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

6pm last night.
Four of them in a car. I 'lolled' and was rather flattered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

they had taste, clearly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

It was the North Finchley Gary Oldman appreciation society on an outing to see the latest Harry Potter film.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

They were genuinely not that bad looking and not overly 'hen night'
It was a shock initially as I thought I must have dropped something or whatever, then when I realised what they were on about I managed to laugh rather than running off in embarrassment. I'm so fucking cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Aw Shucks
I wanted to go to that and take the BF but he had a paranoid spaz attack and said he won't go as people will be filmed going in and out. WTF?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Good moaning

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

hello trouble

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)