I'm taking bets: I've got 2/1 on a flounce before the end of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nah man, this guy puts up with more shit than this on /talk
but is usually a little more eloquent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

He seems awfully sensitive
I worry that he'll get dehydrated from all the sweating and palm ringing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

He has bells for hands?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

no his hands are constantly on his bell ever since he had a full accidental tit brush in the lift

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

That's what I'm surprised at
even Darth does better than this when he's in a mood.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Those are some pretty steep odds there, buddy.
What are you going to do with double the money?
Besides hiring a better set of parents, you utter fucking mongoloid.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

This is excellent.
You tell him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

yeah you tell me!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Has he told you yet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

No, i feel sad and neglected
I'm half expecting an angry gaz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

No, he's folded his arms and is staring moodily at the screen
shaking his head and muttering "Just you wait, I'll come to the next bash you're at, and then I'll fucking show you"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

maybe he is fashioning a weapon out of a frisbee some sticky back plastic and some razor blades
I only hope he doesn't use the same one's he cuts himself with i don't want lolAIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

You should totally keep replying to each other
You won't sound any more gay, I promise.
No, wait hang on. I'm supposed to be upset now. Shit.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

HAHA
because homosexuality is what happens when two men talk to each other.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No offence, buddy
but if that's what you consider to be talking, then you're exactly where you need to be
And my original statement stands.
You have a great weekend justifying your totally non-queer relationship with your cheerleader now, okay?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Why would you say "no offence"
when your insinuation that I'm homosexual couldn't in any way be construed other than an attempt to offend me.

It's sad that someone so intolerant is working in the law, but then again, given the naivety you've already displayed with regards to your workplace, it's not surprising.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Chin up, PsychoChalmp.
NakedApe will cheer you up, yeah?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

No, I got the last word in!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I have no idea what this is about, but no, you didn't.
*fight to see who can get it before it gets archieved*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Helpfully, for a reason that may become clear in the future, this board doesn't get archived.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post188577#answers-post-1170878
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

My parents loved me enough to not allow me to play frisbee in the park like a nonce
you nonce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

His parents only stuck a frisbee to his head
so the dog would play with him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

POTD
This bit of obsequiousness may upset QC so i had better call you a plonker as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Can you be ANY MORE up Psychochalmp's arse right now?
Jesus, get a room you two. It's embarrassing
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Don't you mean "sheep" odds?
come play the game!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)