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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
How can I avoid work more effectively so I don't miss threads like this?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:47,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Pretend you're on your period.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:48,
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I couldn't be more irritable at work, if I tried.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:51,
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Cut your willy too for that authentic feel.
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girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:52,
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Will do.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:53,
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Stare intently at your screen
Occasionally shuffle some papers and make important looking notes
Sign often, then type a response on here
Profit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:48,
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I do all that already.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:49,
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CONCENTRATE MAN!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:50,
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Feign a heart attack then post from your lolphone in the ambulance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:49,
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I don't have a lolphone.
I do have a cocoa tin and some string though.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:50,
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get your own office and lock the door
it's the future, pop-pickers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:51,
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Not 'arf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:06,
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