I know what each word you've said in the second paragraph mean, mostly, but I can't work out what you're trying to say.
Can you please tell me clearly, what the fuck it is you want from me, 'cus I don't have a clue.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

ARE.YOU.ANY.GOOD.AT.CRAFT.TYPE.STUFF?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Oh, I'm alright, I guess, I donno, don't get a chance to do it that often.
I can perfectly joint a chicken though, if that helps.When I say perfectly, I mean french butcher in the centre of paris style perfect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

It'll help when Lusty and I come to dinner at yours*

*if we're having chicken
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Next week?
She asked me about this wed but I'm s00o0o0o0o0o stupidly barrasic that I've even had to dig out the credit cards, when I get paid on thurs I'll be alright again for a little while. Next week though, well up for it, donno what exactly to make yet, but I'll come up with something lush =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Sounds good to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

unless you mean you can do it in 20 seconds, drunk, with your eyes closed,
whilst smoking a gitane and inappropriately touching one of the young female counter staff, you might want to re-think your idea of perfectly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Ha ha.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)