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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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are you a lover or a fighter? have you ever punched anyone in the face or been punched in the face? could you? and if so, whom?

alt: what colour are your eyes? or your pubes, if you think that eyes are too boring.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:04, 280 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'm a lover
I hate fighting, but I love mosh pits, which I suppose could seem a bit odd.

I've fought before, but since I was jumped a few years ago, I will go out of my way to avoid fights at all.

Alt: Brown eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
In my experience it is more dangerous to be just outside a moshpit than in the middle of one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
The outskirts are the most fun, but not actually outside it
But you are correct, I had my knee badly hurt at the last gig I was at, a guy came running round, jumped over someone who had fallen over, and managed to land their foot right on the side of my kneecap, twisting my knee.

Fucking hell, that hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Definitely not a fighter.
Never been in a fight in my life, nor punched anyone, in the face or elsewhere. I reckon I could though, if I was angry enough, trouble is it's very hard to get me that angry, well no one's managed it yet anyways.

Alt: Khaki
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Cameyeflaged?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I have fought when necessary
as like AA I've been jumped. Yes, I could punch someone in the face. If you hurt my kids I will fucking kill you, end of.

Alt:
An optimist would say green, I'd say piss-yellow. My eyes are the same
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Stop pissing in your pubes then

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Ha!
Dead heat in the zing race!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I've been punched once, me and my mates were about 12 walking to the shops when we saw what we thought was my mate's brothers across the road, so we shouted out.
They were about 18 or soo, came up to us, started on the Indian kid who was with us, started doing a load of racist stuff. Then out of the blue he started punching the indian guy. I just stood there in shock for 2 punches before I went to push him in the bush and leg it... but as I was coming to him, he smacked me in the eye. The next thing I remember is the world was double-vision and my mates were running across the road to get help.

I had a big video gaming event two days later ( £50k prize money in total), and I meet the really hunky black guy from The Gladiators, he asked me what happened 'cus I had a huge black eye, and I said "Some racist older kids smacked me... but you should have seen them.... nah', it's just that i you did see them, you could sort it out for me" .... made them proper lol.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
aw, i like this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I've never been in a fight or hit anyone
I got headbutted by the DJ in a nightclub once, but that is about it.

Alt: Blue to both.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I was 'headbutted' by a ned in Glasgow
Not the best idea for me to confront him, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I was drunk and rude to him
He took a swing at me afterwards, but I ducked that and fucked off sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm a whinger.
Hazel.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You have a hazel bush?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
And always neatly trimmed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
gropiary

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
i've only ever hit my younger brother
and that had to stop when he got bigger and quicker than i was.

i am not sure i could. i think girls brawling is pretty ugly.

my eyes are green, although i always think they're brown, everyone else disagrees, so majority vote i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
pink or brown

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Always go for the easy pink over the tight brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Apparently green eyes are categorised as brown
Don't ask me to back this claim up as I have no idea where I got it from.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Colourblind people?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Science people I think
I don't question their wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
i think it's all about pigment
if you have no pigment, they will be blue/grey. if you have pigment, they will be "brown" even if there is not enough pigment to make them actually brown. eg green eyes actually have red pigment.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Sounds sciencey enough to be plausible to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
A crazed dream involving Dr Gunter Von Hagens evil hat and a tub of lube?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
He looks like Freddie Krueger

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
9, 10, never sleeps again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I live in Glasgow, I've been in a few scraps.
My eyes are shit brown and my pubes are curly.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
well this is a straight-talking sensible response to all questions
10/10 for that, but 0/10 for honda accords.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I DUN A PUNCH IN A MAN'S FACE WHILE FUCKING A PROZZIE THEN DUN A CUM ON HIS BROKEN FACE

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
much much better
8/10 may post here again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I slapped my dad once to get him out of a weird nut-eating trance.
My eyes used to be blue.
They have been turning green since I was about 19 I think.
They're mostly green now.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
the whole eye colour changing thing is bunkum
my girlfriend was going on about it so we looked it up, total tosh apparently
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
They change when you are very young
pretty much every baby is born with blue eyes. Although, strictly, that's because blue eyes are unpigmented and pigment develops with age.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
and then they stay the same til you die
apparently
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Quite possibly

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Although it's just melanin levels, like skin colour, so I guess they could change
I don't really know.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
skin colour doesn't change much as you age though does it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I don't know, to be honest.
I think it can occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
pretty rare tho
so all these women who go 'ooh, your eye colour has changed because you're happy/sad' are talkin bollocks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
yes
the idea of you having a gf is indeed "total tosh".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
agh, that one actually really hurt my feelings
we've been having a rough patch lately, since i told her she looked like she got off the sunshine bus, not sure the relationship's going to make it

thanks for rubbing it in
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
i wouldn't rub anything into you
not even boiling hot acid.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
lady protest too much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
It's not.
They used to be blue and now they are green. Granted, it's because (if you look very closely) there is a lot more yellow than there used to be, so the overall effect is 'green eyes'. When you get close up it's all like fibres isn't it. Well the fibres are still kind of blue, but there are also loads of yellow speckles. So if you see me you will say I have green eyes. If you use a magnifying glass you'll say I have a bit of blue eyes with lots of yellow speckles.

I'm dying, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
no, you're perfectly normal, and it's talking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Mine, like my hair, have definitely got darker with age.
I know this due to photos and a mirror and no amount of Wikipedia articals will convince me otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
nut eating trance?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
He wouldn't stop.
The shells were all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Given that I've never really been in a proper fight, I will have to say lover.
No, I have not. Yes I have. Yes I could. Nobody current.

Alt: Sort of a slate blue. Brownish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
ive been in one fight, my friend stepped in front of me right before i got punched in the face
And boy i wish she hadnt, had to hear about that for aaaaaages
I tend to argue quite a bit, but i hate fighting

alt: my eyes are blue/green
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Well which is it? Blue or green?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
both, which implied by the slash
It depends on the day/lightling/make up i have on, who knows i cant magically change them on my own
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Turquoise?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
creekwater

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I have some grey pubic hair.

My eyes are dark brown, apart from in the morning when they are bright red.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I think the red contrasts lovely with the black surrounds of mine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
you are edward cullen

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I had to google who that was.
Twilight is for children. I am certainly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I'm a lover a guess, but i have thrown and received pun ches before
eyes and pubes same colour
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Green?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
grey

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
You've tripped yourself up here sunshine
You can't have a grey box and still be in school
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
i aws making a joke

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
like your parents did

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
fuckenell
you been right amrdy with me today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I don't fight.
Not that I have never fought, but that I really prefer not to. Fortunately I'm a big enough guy that people aren't inclined to mess with me.

alt: depends on when you look. Usually dark grey, but sometimes dark green.

alt alt: brown. No grey there yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
'noon Loon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Still morning over here, at least for a few minutes.
Whatcha up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I have the joy of a conference call in 5 mins that I have no idea about
I wish to be entertained by b3ta during it

Etxra points for conference calllols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

My wife's cat is being an absolute Klingon this morning- insisting on sitting on her, and growling when she's pushed off of her lap. I commented that she's a black furry barnacle.

In fact, Barnacle would be a good name for a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Naw, Captain Barnacles is a polar bear I think...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
How 'bout Limpet?

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Limpet is mine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I named mine Josephine
after Josephine Baker, another cool black cat.

Cats tend to tell you their names after a bit. I think were I to re-name the wife's cat it would be Growler- black, furry, rather unkempt, somewhat smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I'm definitely a lover. A bloody good one, troo.
My eyes are a weird colour. They're blue-grey, but really dark. Kind of like that colour the sky goes when there's a massive storm coming in.

I can't remember the last time I saw my pubes without moving my gut to one side.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You seem to have very nice eyes on FB

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This^
b3th is hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
That's awfully kind of you.
Apart from their complete non-functionality, I'm actually quite fond of them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
My eyes start dark brown, next to the pupil, go green, then yellowy green and end up grey
I think I need new eyes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
My dog's eyes are weird like that
They're brown/light brown/yellow in strange patterns, and the iris colour bleeds out randomly in areas.

This information is of no interest to anyone, but I thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
woof

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Feel my pain.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

pain norks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You csan feel them from the other side of the room...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Very kind of you
*obliges*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Pluck one and move it to somewhere you can see it
(...then I'll appreciate said pain)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
It's very likely that they're grey.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
My eyes are blue
But a very bright crystal blue. My pubes are brown.

I am neither but fighting is for small brained knuckledraggers. That said, when I was at school I punched back when I was punched. When the bully smacks you in the face smack him back as hard as you can. He will beat the shit out of you. Then when he does it again smack him as hard as you can and he will beat the shit out of you. Then he is likely to move on to someone easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
such a shame to have such pretty eyes wasted on a boy
mine are the color of creek water :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I'm a lighter.
I've never been in a situation I couldn't talk my way out of. Yet.

Alt: Olive.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Olive green pubes? You need to go to the doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Does the colour matter?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I have a dream
that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pubes but by the content of their character.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I am gutted no-one got my olive joke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
That's because it was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I'm trying to be more mean.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
It doesn't suit you
/pander
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'm sick of being the nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
You do it so well though!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
But guys like mean crazy women. I know this for a fact because you've all had relationships with one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Yeah, but none of us are now
*looks around shiftily*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
where?
All I can see is the punchline below - didn't it need a set-up?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Does the colour matter?
Kalamata

Never mind
*wanders off shaking head*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Nope
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
My grandmother used to say something really racist things about people with green pubes.
I won't say any more in case it get's Legless going again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Are you seeing double now?
You should definitely get your eyes checked out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Depends on what made them go green.
If it was a homo night of passion with Swipe's ex then they should definitely be checked out.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
KALAMATA you fucking imbeciles!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
lucky homo's
did i never mention he is a DEMON IN THE SACK?

sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
So am I
I had t3h sex with the wifelady and I thought I made her cum 3 times but she says it was 4!

I am thinking of renting myself out to single non ugly non fatties in order to give them some pleasure and me some cashmonies
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Rent-a-post?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

cum vomit.

oh c'mon somebody was going to do this shit strikethrough, I just saved them the bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
If they're non-ugly non-fatties
they can probably do better than an internet shutin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I'm not an Internet shutin thankyou!
I'm at work like most of the other people wasting time on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
pssst.
he's lying.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
So am I.
I'm not a non fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Ok Well I have to charge double then.
2 quid ok? I'm free this Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
*rummages in purse*
I have one pound and 30 pence : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Alright but you make coffee after

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
they won't have you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
My wife did and she's a hottie

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
olive?
you fucking gaylord!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
on the buses?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
that took you WAY too long, I'm disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
i am very sorry that my job took priority over you
for even one second
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
so you should be.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
gosh you are a demanding little puppy today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I have come to expect a certain level of service
on the "calling me a poof" front. You can't be letting me down on this.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
i thought we weren't telling anyone about my servicing you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
oh yeah. oops.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
i will be getting MOAR gazzes
about how much you fancy me :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I've no idea what you look like, sweetie.
So I'd be impressed were that the case.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
lovechild of maggie thatcher and jo brand

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Woah. total defcon bongle, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'll fight if I have to.
My older brothers made sure I was regularly punched in the face.

Alt, steely blue pubes and blonde eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I've never been punched
though a few have come close, one just grazed the tip of my nose (in my head it made it do this cartoonish 'sproinnng' noise) but didn't properly connect.

I've only ever tried to punch someone in anger in dreams and then it's like trying to punch underwater.

alt: pale green/blue
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Just make sure no-one mentions Bill, or he might show up


OH GOD WE'RE TOO LATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I dont know who that is, only that it scares Monty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I don't think Roota is a fan of him either

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
He groped her at a bash.
He does that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I see
Having no idea of what Roota looks like, I'll just nod

*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago is a fair comparison

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
***** WARNING *****
DefCon Bongle alert!

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Louise Brooks.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
*googles*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
^this is a far better comparison

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I have a poster of her on my wall
I am madly in love with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Roota?
Hi Craig
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Nope
I tried to get a Roota poster but I was accused of being an internet perv
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
To be fair he tries to grope everyone, men included.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I can't remember
But I think he grabbed her arse, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I had my arse groped once as I was climbing onto a bus.
I was so shocked I didn't even think of turning round and kicking the bloke in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Sorry, you weren't going up the stairs quick enough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
looks like my mate steve

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Is he a postman?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
don't think so no, he's a thesp

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Brown. I'll let you guess which.
Definitely no experience of being a fighter...the occasion has never actually arisen, I'm glad to say.

Edit: So Tangles, you were telling me about your band?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I mentioned the crow connection in the name...
Which is a pretty spurious reason to try to lure you in, but you understand how shameless self-promoting works, right?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Oh, absolutely. I'm familiar with the practice of of finding any excuse, however tenuous, to crowbar* your own project into a conversation

*no pun intended
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
My eyes are green.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
HOLD THE INTERNET!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Now what?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)
are you still holding it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Of course, I was told to.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
HAMMER TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
There's a Stop sign on the way to Seahouses that someone has spray painted that onto.
It makes me laugh every time I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I remember lolling heartily on the way to Cromer and passing a fence sprayed in massive letters with
IT'S CHICO TIME
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
rswipe, why do you want to know the color of everyones pubes?
is this a fetish of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
She wants to find out who shaves their biff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't at least trim their pubic region is barbaric.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Surely barberic, non?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
NEVER shave it
it would look like george michael after a few days
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Careless biffta?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
nice.
Quim Tropicana.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
*drinks for free*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
there's enough for everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
So I've heard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
this subsubthread has made me laugh far far too much

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
You've got to have Faith that we can make you lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
WHAM!
sorry, just answering the original question up there...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
what, it'll be caught in a public toilet in the park?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Plus, the risk of nicking it is worrying.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You Macc lads, you'll pinch owt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
looooooooads of men here shave their junk

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
ah, the optical inch
where would pr0n be without you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Shorter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
They also have their foreskins chopped off as infants
just because loads of people do it, doesn't make it right :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
and just because loads of men don't doesn't mean it's right either
have you ever gone down on a bushy man?
not fun
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
K deep throats!
Go K
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
yeah, but there's a difference between neatly trimmed
and shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I imagine there's far more risk of knicking/cutting when trimming as opposed to shaving

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
not in my experience.
but then I've shaved my own head for years so maybe I'm more used to electric trimmers
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I imagine that shaving your head with an electric trimmer is easier than a wrinkly ball sack

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)
they have safety guards, though.
trimmers. not ballsacks.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I wish mine had one over the years

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
ok, seriously
the question is "have you ever gone down on a bushy man"

and your answer starts with "yeah" and then goes on to detail your experiences?????

slam dunk on the gay thing, loveliest.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I did rather walk into that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Was it TGB's?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
backed into it arse first more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
i was quite pleased with that
i imagine him hunched furiously over his keyboard, cracking his knuckles and trying to decide how to respond.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
"Oh Dave, harder.....faster.....deeper"
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*faint*

Perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Sorry, I had to do some work
I can hunch, if it would make you feel better, though?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I've not gone down on a man at all, so I'll have to defer to your judgement
I have gone down on hairy girls, though. Can't say it bothered me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
see, you sidestepped the bear trap
fairly easy, after it slammed so resoundingly shut on the badger, really. how the mighty have fallen.

well, bent over, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Sorry, I didn't notice that. I very rarely read your posts if you're not replying to mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
lies

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
^this.
Although, obviously, swipey's brilliant detective work has illustrated that I'm mad for the cock, but yeah, hairy ladyparts have never particulalry put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)
me either
ho ho ho
just kidding, apparently it's popular for women to be bald down there as well
I don't like it, makes me feel like a 12 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
you did that all by yourself!
you didn't need me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
See, I know why they do - insecurity about having a small cock
but surely it looks odd unless you also shave/wax the entire rest of your body? doesn't a shaved cock and hairy legs just look wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
i would find a shaven sack quite disturbing
the boy waxes his chest and armpits, because he is amazingly built, and vainer than a jugular. but even he doesn't wax his crack and sack!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I think waxing your chest and armpits far more disturbing than shaving your crotch
it's only polite
no one likes getting hair in their teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
i just like men to be men
anything too metro is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)
you think a waxed chest and pits isn't too metro?
oh bother rswipe :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
of course i do!
that is one of many many issues!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
so he's got a bit of sugar in him, who doesn't these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Me, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
b3tan men tend to be a bit effeminate
I've know this for sure
I've met 2 of them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I'm not.
I'm a proper geezer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
oh really?
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/geezer
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geezer
Try our definition. :-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I prefer mine

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

proper n old
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
That too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I woul, however, agree that you're not effeminate.
Apart from your taste in polo shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I don't think I'm effeminate at all
but I'll leave it to those who've met me to disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Definitely a bit femm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Says the man in the pink shirt.
I own nothing pink.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
isn't your hair pink?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Nope, a good manly red.
How goes the carpet munching BTW, while we're on the subject of sexuality?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
ooooooooooooooooh boy
so many ways to answer this question, so little time
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
"fine thanks" would be brief and informative
Although I'm always up for more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
i'm not munching any carpet, Comrade
in fact, I'm finding it hard enough to schedule a time with the man I normally "spend time" with
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Hmmm....
Your facebook says different. Don't be ashamed K, this place needs mor diversity.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
how so?
it says I'm engaged to broadsword
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Are you including me in this?
I haven't had anyone describe me as effeminate since middle school.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I've just realised this makes it look like I've seen loads of dicks
allow me to clarify...I haven't actually seen *that* many
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
How many?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
*listens for sound of furious transatlantic backpedalling*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
it sounds a bit like thunder...
like when I walk down the stairs...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Do they use razors, or electric shavers though?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I don't know, I've never watched

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Fair enough
I meant with an actual razor, rather than a trimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
straight razor?
or plastic sort?
I imagine a plastic razor
hydro 5 is the shit by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Mach 3 is the sort I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
yeah, that's probably what you'd use

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I have neither the patience nor the steady hands to allow that thing near my sack

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
scissors first. razor after.
Smooooooooooooooth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I do the scissors bit
But considering how clumsy I am, and I know how much it hurts when you cut your face shaving, it's not something I want to experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
hydro 5 is where it's at man
I'm telling you, give it a whirl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Tbh, I might just use a suggestion of a friend, and use Veet

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
yes! spread chemicals all over your junk! good plan!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I keep my junk in the attic, because i have so much of it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I keep mine in a trunk

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
A lovely lady trunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
It's actually far easier than you'd think.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Quick and dirty, just like you love it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
i'm collecting them
to sew into a hair shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Pockets of otter's pocket

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I'm back, anyone want a biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Soggy biscuit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Been anywhere Nice?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
training, WHOOP!
And I missed a shaved cock thread, woe is meeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Lover but I have been hit and hit people on very rare occasions
it's simply not dignified or ladylike though.

People keep telling me my eyes are green, but I always thought they were hazel. Either way, they're probably my best feature.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This reminds me of the song "The Girl is Mine" by Jacko and Macca.
Michael, We're Not Going To Fight About This, Okay

Paul, I Think I Told You, I'm A Lover Not A Fighter

I've Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I'm Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don't You Remember

Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn't Love Another
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Definitely a lover.
Last facepunch I administered (and only one in adulthood) was to my stepfather when if had my mother cowering during an argument. I surprised myself as it put him on his arse.

Avoided fights since but would cheerfully torture anyone who hurt my kids.

Eyes are bright blue (best bit of me I reckon)

Pubes thankfully dark. I started getting grey hairs (on my head) at 13 and now more salt than pepper at 31 but no silver curlies thank feck.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:23, Reply)

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