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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch!I have a toffee crisp so all is well with the world.
Alt: What are you hoping for this Christmas?
I want a figure of Jeff Bridges as the Dude from Firebox. It comes with a rug.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:01,
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Ever-so-slight threadjack, sorry BlousieCooking advice please. I've got, for once, 8oz of sirloin steak to cook tonight, and I'd like to know what I'm supposed to do with the damn thing. It used to have a face and isn't fish; this is terra incognito.
If it could involve chillies and mushrooms I'd be grateful.
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Just accept your vegetarianism and move on (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:04,
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I don't know what you're asking me for.I haven't eaten red meat for years.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:04,
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*pulls collar suggestively and raises eyebrow*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:05,
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3 mins each side in a fucking hot panRest on a warm plate in the oven for about 5 mins. Meanwhile, chop the mushrooms, add butter, salt, pepper and a tiny touch of Worcester sauce and leave them for 15 mins over a low heat.
Boil sweet potato until soft. Mash with butter and chopped chilli.
NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:10,
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That does sound fucking yumCheers mate. Am slightly tempted to spoil myself by putting it into a bastard hot curry, as we also have potato for once.
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CURRY IS NEVER A WASTEI do get what you mean, but I never underestimate just how much I fucking love a good curry. It's one of the few things I make really well so would probably be the tastiest possible outcome.
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Buy cheaper beef for a curry though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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Brush the steak with oil rather than putting oil in the pan(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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This^Unless you want the smoke alarm going off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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Do anything else than panfry it in a neutral oilwith subtle seasoning and I'll queerbash you.
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Oil the steak, and put salt and pepper over itFucking hot pan, minute or so either side, then an extra 2 minutes each side.
Take out to rest, but cover it so it keeps heat in. Add onions, mushrooms, a little Lea & Perrins and a glug of red wine into the pan. Let the wine reduce a little, before adding a knob of butter into the sauce. Once the butter has melted into the sauce, pour over the steak, before enjoying with whatever accompaniment you've chosen for it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:15,
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I like to put a bit of butter on the steak after cookingso it melts into it as it is resting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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It's only been the last couple of times I've used butter with my steakIt's now a mainstay.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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Nonsense!I am as strong as an ox!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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Ooh, I have some little individual tubs of garlic butter...(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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I had some wholemeal rolls with "Seriously Strong" spreadableThe only part of its name which is correct was spreadable. It was meh. Yesterday's soup of random fridge items was excellent though
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Couple of Pearl Jam books, some Hendricks gin and a Chocolate Orange. I'm cheap me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:04,
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Yes, that is itDifficult to get the pages turned, TBH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:05,
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I've had the seriously strong spreadable and it was found wanting.Better than Dairylea though.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:08,
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It was gayI shall not be buying it again.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:11,
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i'm meant to be having a dust-shakebut i'm poorly so I'm having super noodles.
alt:to be in my new house :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:07,
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those things you have instead of food when you're a housewhale
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:08,
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JeezUnless you Photoshop pics, you ain't fat! Now eat some pie!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:09,
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you're in pander mode today!mostly it's so my trousers fit better.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:10,
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I'm not pandering, I promiseI'm bringing good cheer to the land of ot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:11,
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Can I have a compliment too, please sporto?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:14,
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You may indeedI find your posts to be most lol-some
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:15,
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He's just a really nice blokeMake the most of it, they're almost extinct
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and thank you for your kindly words(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:12,
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*barfs*um...I mean, you're all OK, I suppose. *mumbles* I don't mind you all most of the time...I guess...I suppose I'd even go as far as to say I don't hate you...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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and I don't completely hate you(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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This is going to be the first Christmas I've spent alone, relationship wise, in quite a long time.So I'm mostly hoping for some good TV/films to be aired. Tragic.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:08,
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Just think of it as chill out timeSorted. Time to get the wank practice honed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:08,
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I look on it as an investmentBy the time Christmas is over, I'll have an arm capable of punching through 2 inch sheet steel.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:16,
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You will look like a fiddler crabAlternate arms
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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I want some perfume and a bookChocolate orange would be nice, too. I'm easily pleased.
Apart from that I'd like to spend as little time with my cunt brother over the festive period as humanly possible.
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I know how you make a blood brother pacthow do you do a cunt brother one?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:15,
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He's a prickand I do not enjoy having to spend time in the same room as him.
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Haha, that would have been betterSadly, that story cracks me up too much to not be linked to.
Alright fella, how are we?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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That story reads like a complete falsehoodbut looking at the perpetrators I don't doubt they can't get anyone outside of the family to shag them.
Very well thanks mate. How are you keeping?
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Reported in several newspapers, I see no reason for it to be falseThe only reason I linked The Sun version is because it has the pictures of them two, and that cracks me up.
Not too bad, wasn't well yesterday, still don't feel 100%, but can't win em all! How have you managed to get your hands on steak then, would have thought the missus wouldn't allow that?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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Hahaha should've known you'd pick up on thatBelieve it or not, she spotted it in the reduced section last time we were in Asda and suggested I pick it up!
Sorry to hear you weren't well, what was wrong?
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Ahh, bloody hell!Just a bit of vomiting, upset stomach really. I'm still not great, but feeling shedloads better than yesterday, just annoyed that I'm being accused of being off with a hangover.
I simply pointed out that I come into work at least once a week with a hangover, so why would I take a day off with one?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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That's a bloody good point!I might even buy some BEER to drink while cooking the meat, you know. She goes out to teach and all hell breaks lose, I tells ya
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Get a decent aleLast time I had steak, I had a bottle of Tanglefoot with it, fooking lovely.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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Yeah, frankly I'd rather cauterize my foof shut with a red hot rusty pokey, ta.(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Alt: (in the light of events in my life) *draws breath*A quick uneventful delivery; a normal, healthy baby; sufficient sleep; the opportunity to have a few drinks, without being ruined by lack of sleep; a new house that fits all my criteria; someone to buy my house; a stress-free move; fewer books/junk in my life; a new car; blowjob(s); being able to give up working for a living.
Failing all that, some records would be nice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:12,
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Moving my wireless router appears to have solved my sleep issuesWOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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Currently I have no sleep issuesCome December there will be a new little tangle depriving me of my precious, precious sleep.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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You have no idea how good this is for me!8 hours sleep, 3 nights in a row!! That's like a month's worth!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I'm pleased for you, does this mean the back is no longer giving you gyp?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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I had Covent Garden Soup Company with wholmeal rolls.it was shit. But at least I am making an effort to improve my diet.
Alt: I've been shanghaied into having tickets to see 'Matilda' with the other half. It's not even that I really object to seeing it, I think Tim Minchin is wonderful so I'm sure it's very good, but it's not what I would have chosen for a Christmas present.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:15,
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It's for kidsIt's marginally better than other kids productions I have had to endure, but it is a musical and all musicals are shite. Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:17,
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I know, I know.I suppose it's a small sacrifice for only letting her choose two films we've seen together in over 6 years, so...
she chose Pride & Prejudice and Valentine's Day, for fucks sake.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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Ignore Tangled, he is a leafeater and therefore grumpyI took the missus to see Matilda in January, it's excellent.
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I am choosing to believe you.Just so I don't get a total downer on my Christmas present before it's even happened.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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Being a Tim Minchin fan will helpThe songs cracked me up. Retains the spirit of the book which was a favourite when I was a kid.
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That's pretty much all I hoped for.I know it's not my ideal choice of entertainment, but I assumed it would be passable and not hateful given what it's based on and who is behind it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Given my (unsurprising) predisposition towards musical theatreyou're not going to love it as much as I did. But the missus probably will, and you won't hate it, and you'll have boyfriend points for taking her. And what do boyfriend points make?
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Did you see South Park the other week?The whole premise was that musicals are dreamt up by men to get blowjobs, and men only take their partners to see them to get blowjobs.
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I didn't mean to piss on your chipsbut it is for kids and it is a musical
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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Well I don't hate all musicalsbut I do hate being surrounded by kids, so this could be problematic.
And actually i can't think of a musical that I don't hate now I've said that either, bugger.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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Oliver!I liked Oliver!, so there's that.
And Buddy, I liked that, but as that's just Buddy Holly songs, it would have been pretty hard to not to like that, unless you don't like Buddy Holly, and then, really, you'd only have yourself to blame for seeing it in the first place.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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I get a slating every time I admit this, but I liked Moulin RougeAlso, Oliver!, Les Miserables, Pirates Of Penzance, etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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Moulin Rouge was fucking shitI have no problem with the idea, just the execution. Awful.
Someone really should have mentioned Chicago by now. Stage, not screen, although that was perfectly entertaining.
OK, NOW I'm going to the shops
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Chicago wasn't bad, not great though.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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there is nothing wrong with this(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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I love Buddy HollyBut that show is dire.
And Lionel Bart is an awful composer. On the plus side, Matilda is probably better than them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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I think I was about 15 when I saw it,And it seemed great to me at the time. That's no guarantee that I woudln't find it shit if I saw it again now, I accept.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:45,
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Alt: a Jedi dressing gownwww.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/13346245/Star-Wars-Jedi-Dressing-Gown/Product.html
Partly because I need a new dressing gown that comes down past the knees, and partly to make my nephew think I'm even more awesome than he already does by waking him up on Boxing Day morning wearing it, brandishing a lightsaber.
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Painting your knob with fluorescent paint does not make it a lightsaber(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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I was planning to get one of those *for* my nephewhe's a 4 year old boy. What's your excuse?
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Oh, I could conjure plentyI was born in '78, Star Wars is part of my cultural heritage... I'm reliving the joy of experiencing the films vicariously as I show them to my nephew... my current dressing gown is too short and my legs get cold... but we all know my reason is that the Jedi were COOL, and you know it.
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look mummy! Uncle darth is being a gay jedi!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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He doesn't use the force push, he uses the force cup.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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sorry it was rude of me. I should have said "alternative lifestyle jedi."(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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If I was easily offended by cruel jibes about homosexualityI really would be in the wrong place, wouldn't I
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Dunno, plenty of bumboys on b3ta.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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I actually don't know anyAlthough I haven't exactly spread my wings far beyond these delicate confines
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I have one of these.It's obvious that those chosen for Jedi training are at least 6'6" tall. Don't carry food or drinks or anything spillable while wearing, the sleeves tend to catch on fucking everything. The only two things it's good for are keeping warm and looking dark* and menacing** when opening the door.
* geeky
** crumpled
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I want this game for christmas.www.youtube.com/watch?v=CumqNwQsChM
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:17,
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Sausage casserole, very fillingAlt: A good beef dinner, and as little drama as possible. I'd also like to have a good new year for once.
I'd also quite like a pestle & mortar
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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I knew that was coming, hence why I removed it before you posted.And no, I meant a food steamer.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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I've got a great pestle & mortar. I used it twice.
Still, it looks good on the window ledge.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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It's the sort of thing I can see myself getting some half decent usage out ofAnd I don't hugely fancy buying one myself. I only tend to ask for presents now I don't fancy buying myself, just in case.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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Mine was a presentI only use it now and again but it is excellent and very calming to smash the fuck out of things in it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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Last thing I made using mine was thai green curry sauceSmashing up chillies, galangal, lemongrass, garlic, etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:31,
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I split it into two and had one half with king prawns and lime riceI'm keeping the other one until Mrs Cow is out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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Blimeywhat sort of thing do you get up to with your Thai Curry Sauce that needs the missus to be out of the house?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:41,
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Pestle and mortar FTWI love mine!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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this is all getting a little middle class(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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*drops pheasant sandwich*I say!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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Haha I want one, too. I don't even know why, I'd never use it, I just think they're aesthetically pleasing, I guess.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I think I only use mine for making pestoand it's a lot less laborious to simply give it a whizz with the hand blender.
EDIT - and thai green curry sauce, having just read sportcow up there.
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I've not made pesto as yetI may sort this at the weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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Pesto is very easy and much, much nicer than bought(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:41,
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this, many timesso much so that I simply will not eat supermarket pesto anymore.
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Sweet chili Hummous and mature cheddar and chorizo sandwichBecause I can.
Hoping I don't get a load of random crap from people who *think* they know what I'd like but haven't applied any actual *thought*.
Changing the subject: thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/14/high-iq-linked-to-drug-use/?hpt=hp_t2
- spliff anyone?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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Ohh, I have 1.5 chorizos in the fridgeI may have to conjure something up. Last time we had a steak pie I made mini sausage rolls from the leftover flaky pastry with cheddar and chorizo filling. They were "fucking lovely"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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I'm going to be making a chicken and chorizo one pot dish again soonThat's rather wonderful, and lasts for ages.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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1.25 chorizos?! 1.25 chorizos!Great Scott, Tom, how could I be so careless?
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Kroney, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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I NO RITE!I made something last week with 1/2 and forgot about the rest. Any suggestions to use 0.5ch?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1432375
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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Caramelise some red onions in butterstick the sliced chorizo in the same pan, give it a quick cook then pour over some red wine and cook on a lower heat til soft. Put the onions back in then nom with lots of very fresh crusty white bread.
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*slavers all over keyboard*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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you are Jean Michelle Jarr after a car accidentAICM cheesy operatic french electronica
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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Oh man, it's really rather awesomesame thing works very well with a turkish spicy beef sausage called sucuk, too.
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We know how much you love sucuk(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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At what point did I remove the onions?/isFick
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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After they're caramelisedcause otherwise you'll burn 'em if you leave them in when you cook the chorizo.
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TaI'm never quite sure with onion, I usually err on the crunchy side.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:57,
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My height in horse porn magazines and some nougart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:39,
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Oh fuck yeah, get your face RIGHT IN that nosebag!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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Alt: I want a nice relaxing Xmas day with just the wife and kidsWe've 'entertained' for the past five years and I'm not even sure how we managed to get roped into it for so long. The compromise this year is having to go up to Blackpool to visit relatives for a couple of days after Boxing Day. Blackpool in the winter is quite peaceful so it hasn't worked out too bad for me.
A new liver would come in handy.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:46,
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With grandparents living over 100 miles away we have chosen to always stay at home for ChristmasEveryone knows where we live and if they want to come it is fine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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I think I've only spent christmas away from family twice in my life.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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I've driven to Featherstone a few times on Christmas morning.We now just go on Boxing Day instead
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:52,
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In the last couple of years before I left home my parents used to go away and leave me and my sister at homeMan, were we popular with all our friends on Christmas day?
At precisely the point in the day when everyone had had enough of their families, one by one they would come strolling in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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If indeed that IS the time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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If indeed you do go to Blackpoolyou should burn it to the ground, there's a good lad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:48,
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My sister and brother-in-law run a guesthouse there so.....yeah sure, why not? I'm amazed that so many hotels make a living just from being in the vicinity of some tall metal and widespread depression.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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Please don't burn Blackpool to the ground until I have been to see the 'Comedy Carpet'.After that, have at it as you wish.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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Did you enjoy the gig Bill?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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It was fucking brilliantWe got to right near the front and everyone around us was friendly and having a laugh. It was a knackering weekend but very much worth it.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:54,
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I forgot to ask any b3tans where they were meeting up....so short of holding up a big sign of a magenta cock there wasn't much I could do to get my first meeting with the internet. As it turned out we just got there in time for the doors opening anyway.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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No worries, we were supposed to be meeting Monty and Al beforehand but they both bailed, the great woofters.So we ended up going straight to the Roundhouse rather than for a drink before the gig.
I thought they sounded fucking excellent, but was stood near the back with clendrix. I occasionally spotted Eldritch's baldy pate, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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There will be enough eyeliner and lipstick to stock up every London branch of Boots a few times over.(
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This Christmas I’d like a pre-emptive strike against Iran please. That should make for exciting tv news coverage.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:53,
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Ooohh this^*updates letter to Santa*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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I am mostly having Day Nurse and other massive drugsand wondering why none of my friends and family thought to ask where I've been for the last week.
*sadfaces*
*coughs*
*dies*
Alt: new friends and family.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:54,
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You should ask Santa for one of those self help books 'Teach me to be Popular, or less hated anyway'Chapter 1 Deodorant
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:57,
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Story of my life, Rory.I've never been popular, or un-hated. You'd think I'd be used to it by now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:58,
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Forget the Day NurseYou should dull this pain with hard drugs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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And a sign you were a clever child(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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If that article was correct(and I wasn't prepared to do more than read the headline then skim down the page) then I must be a fucking genius. Woo!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09,
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They love a bit of cheap speed and cider round her way(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:00,
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My speed and cider days didn't overlap(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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I'd have noticed eventually.But I spent most of the last weeks having one of those life things and so wasn't on for the gayshift much. Hope you're feeling better.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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She's not, didn't you read her post?Or were you too absorbed with your so-called "life"?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:04,
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Only after my three-week-dead body was stinking up the place.But thank you for asking. i still feel like shit. And a quick check in the mirror confirms that I look about as healthy as Jimmy Saville.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:04,
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Well, fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.Hope you haven't got what I/Monty/Darth had, or you'll be feeling shit til xmas.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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It's my own stupid faultfor telling someone the other day that I hadn't had anything like this for ages. Two days later I was fully lurgied up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:16,
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Awww bless*knuckles b3th's head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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I wondered where you were on hereyesterday. I just didn't say anything so I have no proof. I assumed you were off doing something fun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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I would have preferred dyingas it would have been a damn sight more fun than what I was doing.
/drama queen
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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I wasn't worried, I knew you'd be back.THEY ALL COME BACK!
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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Paging Mr Spakkerman Paging Mr Spakkerman(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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Welcome to off topicYOU'LL NEVER LEAVE...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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Very sorry to hear you were all beplagued honeyIs recovery on the horizon now, at least?
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baby all I want for Christmas is yooooooooooooooooooou(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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I would dearly love to avoid my GF's mother this ChristmasShe's a pain in the arse.
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I certainly wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of thatShe's mental.
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Hey hey has anyone seen b3th recently? She hasn't been around at all :((, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)
You'd all be happy then, wouldn't you?I didn't ask to be born! I hate you all!
I'm going to my room to listen to my MCR CDs.
*slams door*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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phewsorted that one out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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