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I was recently surprised by Katie Brand being clever and insightful on a science related podcast

What surprised you most recently?

Alt apparently she also had an idea for a series of sketches about The Imam of Dibley, which I wish had made it to air.WHat do you wish had been broadcast rather than the dross that turns up on TV these days?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:46, 217 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Terrible horse porn.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

terrible lovely, lovely.


...um...
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Really?
Is the quality of horse porn usually higher around your way?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Of course.
Ladies round here will do anything for a bit of pin money.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I just had the weirdest sense of dejavu reading this post
then I remembered you posted it earlier and then deleted it.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
It was just as shit then as it is now

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Alright smiler?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Yeah cool sweet wicked

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Sound.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah blud

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
How are you Rory?
Do you have to look after the kids tomorrow when all the teachers are on strike?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Got me crb enhanced and everyfing

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Nice.
Have you got some colouring books and shit?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Fucking too right

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Yup.
I deleted it so Blousie could have her fair run and when that had dribbled down to the point where only my unwanted stepson was posting, I pounced.

I'm sure Darth will be along with his effort when this one dies on it's arse in about 10 minutes.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Mine was about how I seem to be a cow today
It's no longer current. Ceased trending on Twitter. Basically, I've had coffee and biscuits and am feeling less unkind.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
apparently deja vu is to do with the message from your eyes travelling through your brain and some bits processing it before your sight processing part does giving an automated reaction and making you feel like it happened before
or something
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Although this sounds better than anything that was in her show,
I think she has created too much negative feeling in me now for me to even want to see that.

It's dull and not very B3ta, and I repeat it a lot at the moment, but Southend United's form at the moment is very surprising. Unbeaten in 16 now.

Alt: I think there's enough good stuff on still, it's just spread out over so many channels that it's harder to find, and the volume of channels increases the volume of dross that get's put on to fill the ever increasing amount of airtime between the good stuff.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Yeah, me too, hence my abject shock when he argued intelligently with Brian Cox.
Alt: the point was to make up lolwaki shows, innit? But nevermind ,Mr. scarpe.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Oh!
um...Monkey Tennis...

No one has ever thought of that one.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
I'm not sure who Katy Brand is
Alt: I can't think of anything, but I wish they showed White Collar on UK TV
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
they should bring back "spitting image"
i fucking loved that
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
That would be excellent

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
my boss asking me if i had a tattoo over the weekend
i am wearing new stockings (from m&s, hardly boudoir-tastic) with printed seams up the back and a bow over the heel. he thought it was a tattoo. firstly, i am the least likely person on the planet to get a tattoo. secondly... as if i'd have a black line tattoo'd down each leg, culminating in a bow. humph.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
oh a girl i know has those tights, but her bows at the top
think she's a bit of a slut tho tbh
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
i really don't want to know how you know about the bows at the top
i have them too. but i don't wear them to work.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
she put a photo on facebook, like i said she's a bit of a slut tho

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

* steps up to podium *
* clears throat *

POIDH

* sounds pandatron *
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
fucks sake man, its peopole like you give the internet a bad name

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
And they're the reason girls talk about their tights and post pictures of their bras

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
fucken disgrace

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Sorry Quenters, hadn't realised that you were a massive bumsexualist.
For info, I've got snug fitting black Next trunks on today - feel free to wank yourself lame.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
ohohohho, gay jokes lol
saying POIDH happen to some random bird on the internet just cos she mentioned tights makes you a sad lonely sex pest pal, i don't see any other straight males asking for pictures of this chubby law solicting cock strumpet
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
legal definition time.
if posting POIDH at a random makes one a sad lonely sex pest... what does trying to wind up randoms on the internet make you?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
i've never tried to wind anyone up, it just happens you big mean bully :(

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Is the answer "a flid"?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
better a flid than a creepy internet perv

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
talk about a dilemma

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
tsk, 4 out of the 5 stories in his profile are sexually related, i think we're going to need to get INTERNET LAWYER JUDGE MAN back out again

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Poor Quenders
Does all this talk of sex upset you? Don't worry, sometime soon the right girl/boy will come along and make you feel complete.

In the meantime, go fuck yourself.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
reverend fister is upset because he's a creepy internet sex pest and hasn't got any for a very long time

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Oh Quenders you do make me laugh
you flid.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I like getting the last word

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
That'll be because you're a hopeless attention-seeking spastic.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
You're not exactly covering yourself in glory either you know.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Coming from you I find that fairly laughable.
Now hurry back to the bottom of the thread, you and Swipey are about to get it on.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
hahaha, sex pest got attitude

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
eeeow, dude
i thought we were friends :(
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Soz Swipey
I was merely pointing out that Al wasn't exactly covering himself in glory with his rather shameless chasing of you.

It's a bit like a wee boy pulling a girl's hair at primary school.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
and thats the bottom line, cos sex perv says so

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
we all get bored and poke shit at people
he just tries to be more personal than everyone else, who generally confines themselves to "you're gay".
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
you didn't need to pluralise 'confines' and 'themselves'

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
you didn't need to post anything at all, ever
but it hasn't stopped you yet
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
xxxxxxx

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
wow
one for each chin
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
oh chunky, we were doin alright til you said that
fat chix in weightwatchers meetings shouldn't throw pies
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
sigh
i meant MY chins. jesus!

not that i actually have more than 1, i go to the gym every morning and everything.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
oh ok treacle, soz for jumping to the wrong conclusion
i'm sure your in perfectly good nick and not at all mental at all really, its just how you come across online i'm afraid
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I know which I'd prefer to talk to.
But that wouldn't come as any surprise.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Yay Blousie!
*ogles*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
oh so desperate and alone :(

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Who's making gay jokes? We welcome all sorts here.
And you quite clearly are not party to the dozens of gazzes filling Swipey's inbox as I type.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
still coming across as a creepy internet perv right here reverend fister, dunno what your gettin so upset about i reckon its a compliment to be the resident sex pest

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Well we all have to set ourselves targets Quenders
If yours is to be the resident sex pest, then I'll happily stand aside.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
look sex pest, i'm not gonna start vying for your title, its too much hard work for very little reward from some fairly unappealing interwomen
you keep posting POIDH to the laydeez and we'll all sit back and watch your hit rate rise 100%
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
doesn't happen on OT very often these days, they've all seen it all before
but i remember posting something about falling off my chair on QOTW once, and i literally did get about 47 gazzes about my pants. mind you, i was only 28 then. and my pants weren't quite so obscured by my tits. sigh.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
No Quenters old spud, it's "peopole" like you I reckon.
* roffles *
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
yeah cos spellins much worse than been a creepy perv

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Yes it is. Do keep up now.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
here you go
www.marksandspencer.com/Limited-Collection-Sheer-Ribbon-Tights/dp/B005LKOR9Y?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_45&nodeId=61442031&sr=1-45&qid=1322579407

enjoy.

at no point in the history of man have sheer tights been sexy. they're at best quirky. but a tattoo??? wtf.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
nah this girls ones are much nicer

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
what, this pic?
this is a model. with model legs and a model bum. that doesn't really seem fair on your friend.

i don't normally post pictures of my arse on the internet like this, but, you know. he asked.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
nonnono, the other girls tights looked nicer, is the line dotted on your tights cos i don't think hers is?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
on these tights it is
not sure i'd wear them again. my boss hates them. and they were expensive for the quality of the dotting, which is frankly blurred.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
get the solid line ones if you can pull them off, probably more for the bedroom than the office tho imho

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
i have many pairs, as should any good city slut
but the idea is that someone else pulls them off. duh!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
are you flirting with me here? i ain't interested love, soz
i'm sure you'll make an overweight, bald middle aged middle manager with an MX5 very happy some day tho
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
nah
i don't do weirdos who come online to do their bullying.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
i'm not a bully, your mean to me rachelswipe, i thought we were going out but you kept being rude and then i thought we settled our differences and now i don't know whats happening

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Some women have a line and bow tattooed on their legs but yes, he should have realised you wouldn't have been one of them.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Is that morse code for "abandon hope all ye who enter here"?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Translates as "This way up"
actually.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Or in.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
swipe's say "exit only"

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Swallow
A Norwich-based detective series. No-one had ever heard of Oxford before Inspector Morse. This show will put Norwich on the map.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
How's the Supernatural going?
I notice you stole Ash's mullet line earlier
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Quality line :-)
One of many. Only seen the first episode of series 4 so far. Fucking loved it. So many questions.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I think you'll like Cas

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
...tiel?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
He gets called Cas a lot

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Last thing I saw was his introduction
Very intriguing prospect. I'm also aware that the final episode of this series is called "Lucifer Rising", so between the hints dropped in series 3 and stuff you've told me in the past I have a few ideas about what might happen this series. Can't wait.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
he's well handsome imho
and when he gets his memory back about his family... fuck
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Is the twist that he has to suck off the prime suspect in the mens toilets before they'll confess?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Excellent idea
If it's on the map, we can find it. If we can find it, we can bomb the fuck out of it.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Hahaha
I can see it now.

"Ere, what's wiv all those funny birds? Are they shittin on us?"
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Haha.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Maybe they should just put together pre-existing formats with innaporoprate presenters and see what sort of nonsense it turns out to be
Say, Danny Dyer hosting Newsnight, or Brian Cox's Total Wipeout, or Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Or, right, the BBC could have a flagship live Saturday night entertainment programme
and make its presenters an 83-year-old who wasn't funny even before he was obviously past it and a dead-eyed automaton.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Don't be fucking ridiculous
You're taking it too far now.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
You're right. I'm sorry.
That's about as likely as millions of people buying into the idea that the votes they pay to cast will make a blind bit of difference to the prospective careers of those singing on a televised talent show.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
We should be able to vote to have them killed

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Logical endgame of all these "star"-making shows can only be...
CELEBRITY RUNNING MAN

And I, for one, cannot wait.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
First contestant Piers Morgan
Coming up after the break, Louis Walsh.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Jack and Diane just started on the radio
What a great tune.

Hey people, I'm gonna ask you what I should have for dinner and I'll let you come up with suggestions and the best one will be what I have for dinner and you'll win a prize.

So, I'm off to Wembley tonight to watch Alter Bridge so I need to eat some food before I go in there so there is a Subway just up from work, or there is a chinese takeaway (but I'm getting the tube so that might be a bit smelly and I have no cutlery) or I think there are fast food places near wembley station.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Will you be drinking heavily?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
No, I have to get up very early tomorrow and, more importantly, I have to drive my van back home from the tube station afterwards.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Chips!
You can't go wrong with some chips.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
yes you can see KFC and Nandos for examples of awful ships

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
BK chips are shit too.
I don't understand how KFC manage to fuck up their chips so badly.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I see no ships
*puts telescope to good eye*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I am making thai red currey with egg fried rice and crispy pork

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Also who the hell are Alter Bridge?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
They are these people
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alter_Bridge

They are being supported by Black Stone Cherry. I am looking forward to it.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
What are their best tunes?
i am worried about their links with "Creed"...
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Errrr, my personal favourites are:
"Ghosts of Days Gone By" and "When Tomorrow Comes"
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
And "One Day Remains" too.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I will listen when Kanye is finished

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
his excuse to tell us all about himself and his thrilling plans for the evening even though THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION
i'm not complaining though. anything's better than his fucking house-related stuff.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Did you like my picture yesterday?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
no but then someone gazzed it to me
and yeah, i did. that's the kind of funny stuff you used to do before you went all weird and point-scorey.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Awwww, I can't believe someone would gaz you that.
That makes me feel all special, what with BGBs praise yesterday I'm starting to think maybe I've got some sort of talent there.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
gosh you're easily pleased

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
did you know rev fister is a sex pest? fucks sake this place is full of them, its crawling

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Is it really being a sex pest if you're pestering Swipe?
I mean, it's not like anything would ever happen even if she lay on a slope with her head at the bottom so her tummy fell away from her snatch.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
is that what you make her wife do with her arms?
before someone yells FULL HOUSE!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I don't understand why you feel it's acceptable to try and be unpleasant about a woman you've never met.
I mean, putting aside that your comment above doesn't actually make any sense, I'm pretty sure the intent is negative, even if the execution failed, but to wish that someone you've never met would miscarry in agony really displays some worrying tendencies.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
"I don't understand why you feel it's acceptable to try and be unpleasant about a woman you've never met."
and you've met me how many times exactly?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Well we've frequented this forum on the internet for a number of years now
But my wife has never even looked at B3ta.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
anger shag in their very near future^^^^

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Oh god I hope not
having the wife leave me would be bad enough, having her leave me for a woman would be even more upsetting, and having her leave for a tubby woman with sociopathic tendencies and father issues, well, that would just be the start of a one way trip to KFC.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
well you could always kill yourself
at least that way you might pay off her mortgage before she turns 65?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
But I don't have life insurance, so actually my suicide would saddle her with an enormous debt.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
But on the plus side, she'd be single.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
that is genuinely rather short-sighted
what if you fell under a train at wembley?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

you fell i pushed you
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
ha, as if
i'd be on the tube.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
that is not the same as having met
just doing what you do, old buddy old pal, and making snap decisions based on people's stuff on the internet.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
It's hardly a snap decision is it, i've been member here for over 4 years

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
it's based on a handful of fb pics
and some sarky comments on here. i call that a snap decision.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
PSICTMOT
Pictures so i can touch myself over them
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Yeah! you'd better leave in case they start vying for your attention.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Don't mention your knickers or he'll explode all over his keyboard and cat

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'm wearing fucken blue stripey boxers today, spluff that pervo boy

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Oh man look everybody
I've got my very own troll

*pats head*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
don't flatter yourself sex pest

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
More series of Firefly, TNG and Deadwood
and a replacement series 5 of The Wire.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I never watched Deadwood
Was it any good?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Fucking cocksucker,

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Sorry.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
That's OK
There are dozens of brilliant, sweary insults I could have stolen from Deadwood and that was the best I could come up with without resorting to IMDB, so really it's me who should be apologising.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
What was wrong with season 5 of the Wire?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
There seems to be a lot of genuine dislike floating around this forum recently.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Please miss
it was Quentin, she started it.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Fuck you pretty boy

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
How would you know if I'm pretty or not?
Have you been hiding in my bushes? I swear to God I'm getting a rottweiler. Although I suppose if I did that, I'd just get Jeff hiding in my bushes instead.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Everyone was surprised by your youthful good looks at the London bash...

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Everybody was surprised I wasn't 50.
That's not quite the same thing.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
that'd be all the gardening talk

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
and he posted a picture of himself on here

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I wasn't going to mention that as it make the poster look bent as a spoon

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I only did because Wormulus made me :(
I was bullied.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Do Al and Swipe know everyone can hear them row?
They're like that whispering couple on my train the other day.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Those two have descended into background noise. I barely notice them anymore.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
its like watching a peacock and peahen doing there sexy dance before he hops on her back and fills her eggs with goo

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Or like David and Maddy off Moonlighting

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Needs moar "Al as a peacock" though.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
this is the most convulated and disappointing maddy joke of all time

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I was actually thinking of you when I posted that.
You seem to be jumping down throats a lot recently. Unless I just haven't noticed it before.

Well actually that's not fair. But I've noticed comments.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
shurrup ya girl

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
i think its pricking you off rooter
give him the old binary slamdown
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I dunno, you and Al are going on about dead mums an ting, but ROOTA is the one jumping down throats.
I haven't got a clue what he's on abaaaht.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
i haven't mentioned anyones dead mum for ages, its superfly he's a horrid prick

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Just you commenting on stockings and bras up there^
I've seen you do it a few times recently and thought it was a bit out of character, that's all. Not that I know you well enough to make that sort of judgement, but I am terribly nosey.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
stab him, this cunts eriosuly cunting me off rooter, what a cunt
stab his cunt off
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Apparently Roota is quite the puritan.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Nah it's not out of character at all

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Well, they are expected to be cunts
you are not, for some reason.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Terrible bullying.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
you get outta my sight you fucking slandererer

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I'll have you know that I'm VERY PRETTY

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
well you'd be the only one here

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I have Awesome Facial Hair, if that helps.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
You'd be amazed by how normal-looking the OTers are.
Sure, there's corpulence and perspiration, but that's mostly just Al.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Yeah, I was surprised by this also.
And that the women were actually women and not truckers called Dave.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
David if you please

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)

David if you please brainssssssssssss.....
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
THERESANAWFULLOTTODISLIKE

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)
innit tho

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
work boredom
is at the root of a whole lotta evil
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
i was stratin to get the feeling superfly really had it in for you and if he'd posted one more bad thing i was gonna jump to your defence

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
now that would have been worth seeing
it'd be like being taught sex by nuns
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
just you wait, i'll hand it to him good and prope
r
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Lets all have a nice cup of tea shall we?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Way ahead of you *slurp*
I even has a current bun.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Jealous, I found giant scotch pancakes the other day
they were excellent
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPDJPWqtW8

If you can't view it, that is a video from Man Vs Food of 3 pancakes, each one weighing a pound, and being about 14" wide.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
No, this was normal English sized food
but bigger than the normal little ones
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I have a cup of the filthy coffee they have in the vending machine.
It actually makes me gag a little.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Dunno, stuff and things probably.
I saw a dog do a walk and shit earlier, that was kinda surprising.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
i like when you pick up after your dog and it feels all warm and squishy on a cold winter morning

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
One of life's small pleasures.
I saw a guy do this recently but without using a bag. He popped the poop in the bin then wiped his hands on his trousers.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Classy

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Most people use some kind of doggie poo-bag Quenders, but whatever floats your boat man.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
being bullied by sex perv here, doesn't feel good i admit

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Oh dear, stay away from the park tonight Quention

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)
where the hell am i meant to play scatch now?
the living rooms too small :(
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
To the abandoned church!

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)
yeah churches are a real safe haven from paedophiles

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Neither does dog shit between your fingers, I would imagine.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)
its lovely, feels all warm and that, if it wasn't for the smell i'd rub it on my chest and roll about

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
GOOD NEWS!
George has fixed the economy and we can all realax ansd enjoy the gentle climb back to normality
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)
That Osborne cunt wants a punch right in the tits.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)
But he's always so nice about you Noel!

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Yeah, I dunno, I just feel like punching someone right in the tits sometimes.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Good to know that.
I suppose we should stop calling him Boy George now for today he is a man.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
What a fuck up he is, seriously, mental

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)
He shouldn't do so much of the drugs. He was a decent dj.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

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